fetch if it would have been in denver we could have gone to jumpstreet!

blame donut

rigcon ends with minimal fanfare, looking forward to 2012

celebrate the world ending with RIGCON 2012

I don't think we took pictures! Oh no!!!! Lost forever!!!

I win again

No pics = Didn't happen

I'll take pics tomorrow after his INCREDIBLE AMAZING RETURN SPEECH

I didn't take any pictures even though we were bullpoo pooting at his house for 6 hours

aka it didnt happen. i was there but i still dont believe you

Rigcon 2012: Madrid Edition
 ballinator, Cirus, ducis, and I meet up in Madrid and get the show rolling with tapas. Crysis, a veritable Conquistador - boisterous, loudmouthed, and lovable - uses his Spanish to help the rest of the gang get around. Eventually, ballinator meets and befriends a rowdy bunch of Germans who recommend that the gang accompany them back to Freiburg to enjoy a traditional Bavarian Oktoberfest. Little does ballinator know that Oktoberfest takes place in late September and early October, not August. Smelling a rat and pussying out as usual, Cirus decides to abandon his ragtag crew and fly back to SLC.

After getting off the train to Freiburg, the band is jumped by Triads who take them to China. While in prison, Crysis seduces a beautiful young guard named Lady Wei. She releases the group against her superiors' wishes. ducis uses his Chinese to navigate the crew to Beijing where they learn that EJ is the culprit behind their abduction. Apparently, EJ was filled with rage at the small size of his member, so he decided to humiliate the trio for having such large JJs. In the end, EJ realizes the foolishness of his ways. Muttering "thanks God, I'm Gay", he offers blowjobs as reimbursement for their abduction.

ducis tells Dissident about all that has happened. And being the non-heterosexual persongot that he is, Dissident flies up to Beijing to get head from EJ. 

I rolled a 16, what happens to me?

You get to bend down and TAKE IT

i think i can avoid with my reflex check