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Rigcon was p much the best weekend ever

Rigcon was p much the best weekend ever

Sounded awesome.

Last few parties I went too weren't NEARLY as WINNER.
And my next few parties, though they attract the same kind of demographic that hits up YW.com (Manly Manly men), won't be WINNER enough either.

Upgrade to Rigcon 2.0

idk

diss is still here, rigcon is not over

rigcon will never end

tell me how much my old crap is worth

How long has it been in your family, and in what orifices?

RIGCON AFTERPARTY IRC LOGS


[01:18:06] <+Dissident> everyone is getting super drunk
[01:18:14] <+Dissident> cirus is on like his 12th shot of rum
[01:18:24] <+RowdyTuesday> I thought Cirus didn't drink that much
[01:18:30] <+Dissident> he didn't
[01:18:32] <+Dissident> we convinved him
[01:18:42] <+RowdyTuesday> Is his wife fine with it
[01:18:46] <+Dissident> she had a beer
[01:18:47] <+Dissident> hated it
[01:18:49] <+Dissident> felt dizzy
[01:18:50] <+Dissident> after one beer
[01:18:52] <@donut> lol
[01:18:54] <+RowdyTuesday> lol
[01:18:59] <+Dissident> women am I right
[01:19:17] <+bjorno> awww man i'm missing it
[01:19:21] <+Dissident> yeah
[01:19:23] <+Dissident> it's a real shame
[01:19:40] <+bjorno> still the same bottle of jack from before?
[01:19:40] <+Tasebot> i can't restart it before?
[01:19:58] <+Dissident> we finished that
[01:20:01] <+Dissident> switched to rum
[01:20:05] <+Dissident> I am abstaining now myself
[01:20:10] <+RowdyTuesday> non-heterosexual person
[01:20:27] <+Dissident> I had six shots without eating and puked hard
[01:21:02] <+RowdyTuesday> man
[01:21:31] <+RowdyTuesday> how fast did you consume it
[01:21:37] <+Dissident> in like an hour
[01:21:42] * Cirus\laptop (~Cirus@synIRC-560848D8.slkc.qwest.net) has joined #bigrigs
[01:21:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Cirus\laptop
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[01:21:54] <+bjorno> where did you puke?
[01:22:07] <+Dissident> the bathroom
[01:22:10] <+Dissident> I was sitting on the toilet
[01:22:16] <~Cirus\laptop> hi bjorno
[01:22:19] <+Dissident> had a trashcan in my lap
[01:22:22] <+Dissident> I held it in for an hour
[01:22:26] <~Cirus\laptop> i was just thinking iw ish you were in the chat
[01:22:35] <+Dissident> then cirus and co. got back from the tex mex place
[01:22:36] <+Dissident> and I puked hard
[01:22:41] <+bjorno> hi cirus
[01:23:07] <+highly> bjorno
[01:23:10] <+highly> we miss you
[01:23:27] <+bjorno> quit having fun without me
[01:23:38] <~Cirus\laptop> sryh
[01:23:40] <~Cirus\laptop> we miss u
[01:23:50] <+RowdyTuesday> Straightedge Cirus falling victim to the bottle
[01:24:48] <~Cirus\laptop> RowdyTuesday fetch off
[01:29:02] <+highly> bjorno man you need to come drink rum w/ us man
[01:29:03] <+highly> duxk
[01:29:15] <+bjorno> email me rum
[01:29:40] <+bjorno> i already have rum but i dont want to stand up
[01:29:59] <+highly> ok dude
[01:30:45] <~Cirus\laptop> bjorno
[01:30:49] <~Cirus\laptop> i fetching miss you man
[01:31:06] <~Cirus\laptop> BLAIR
[01:31:08] <~Cirus\laptop> we are irl friends now
[01:31:10] <~Cirus\laptop> real names
[01:31:11] <~Cirus\laptop> realtalk
[01:32:55] <+RowdyTuesday> no longer cyber pals, just pals
[01:32:57] <+bjorno> realtalk
[01:33:06] <+bjorno> clayton, ur my bro 4 life
[01:33:20] <~Cirus\laptop> RowdyTuesday we are irl frinends now
[01:34:59] <+RowdyTuesday> I know that's what I said
[01:35:48] <+bjorno> SHOTS
[01:35:54] <+bjorno> WHO WANTS SHOTS??!?!
[01:36:00] <~Cirus\laptop> i have done the equivalent of 12 shots now
[01:36:02] <~Cirus\laptop> or 13
[01:36:03] <~Cirus\laptop> idk
[01:36:04] <+Dissident> 12
[01:36:07] <+RowdyTuesday> wow~
[01:36:08] <+Dissident> 13 in 15 minutes
[01:36:13] <+RowdyTuesday> woah
[01:36:21] <+RowdyTuesday> that is impressive
[01:36:28] <+Dissident> clayton has impressed me
[01:36:33] <+Dissident> considering he pussied out the last couple of times
[01:36:48] <~Cirus\laptop> i did't puss out
[01:36:50] <+RowdyTuesday> I would probably vomit that up
[01:36:52] <~Cirus\laptop> asshole
[01:37:17] <+Dissident> "why is time moving so slow"
[01:37:17] <+RowdyTuesday> arsehole
[01:37:35] <+Dissident> he also said the chat is like a different universe
[01:38:03] <+Dissident> clayton is funny as fetch drunk
[01:38:08] <+Dissident> so glad I am sober
[01:38:10] <+Dissident> for once
[01:38:21] <+bjorno> so you can witness it
[01:38:44] <+Dissident> "I feel like every time I rub my face five minutes is passing by"
[01:44:23] <+Dissident> "every line I type should be ten mmmmmmmminutes of time"
[01:44:33] <+Dissident> "I don't get how time is moving right now"


[02:07:41] <+Thunder> no
[02:07:50] <+Thunder> antifurry
[02:07:54] <+Thunder> .org
[02:07:58] <+Thunder> dissidentssite
[02:08:09] <+Thunder> n
[02:08:10] <+Thunder> eed
[02:08:13] <+Thunder> u
[02:08:15] <+Thunder> p
[02:08:16] <+Thunder> da
[02:08:16] <+Thunder> t
[02:08:17] <+Thunder> e
[02:08:24] <+Thunder> :
[02:08:27] <~Cirus\laptop> fucj
[02:08:27] <+Thunder> (
[02:08:28] <+bjorno> what
[02:08:29] <~Cirus\laptop> slow own
[02:08:34] <+Thunder> no
[02:08:42] <~Cirus\laptop> shut up thunder
[02:08:45] <+Thunder> aitni fury need updat
[02:08:49] <~Cirus\laptop> time is truly another di,ension
[02:08:50] <~Cirus\laptop> right now
[02:09:25] <&EJ> are you high cirus
[02:09:30] <~Cirus\laptop> drunk
[02:09:48] <&EJ> is Dissident drunk also
[02:09:59] <+Dissident> I sobered up hours ago
[02:10:09] <+Dissident> and I am enjoying clayton being drunk
[02:10:16] <+Dissident> so much
[02:10:21] <+Dissident> because he is so goddamn funny


[03:14:07] <+Dissident> what a night
[03:14:22] <+Dissident> cirus is passed out after puking and threatening to kill himself and/or all of us
[03:14:49] <+Dissident> highly tried to score some coke but went down like a tranquilized animal minutes later
[03:14:59] <+bjorno> cool
[03:15:07] <+bjorno> who did he try scoring coke from?
[03:15:21] <+Dissident> some guy he knew from rehab who has a cushy corporate job
[03:15:34] <+Dissident> but who was also drunk and 20 miles away so it would never have happened
[03:15:45] <+bjorno> rehab is the best place to meet drug dealers
[03:15:48] <+Dissident> so I hear
[03:16:06] <+bjorno> where did cirus puke?
[03:16:15] <+Dissident> all over the bathroom floor
[03:16:18] <+Dissident> and some in the toilet
[03:16:26] <+Dissident> I got video of a lot of good stuff
[03:16:36] <+bjorno> 360 degree head spin vomit stream
[03:16:37] <+Dissident> I almost feel bad about it considering how poo pooty he ended up
[03:16:42] <+Dissident> but it's fetching solid gold man
[03:16:55] <+bjorno> did he drink anything other than rum?
[03:17:05] <+Dissident> he had half a shot of jack I think
[03:17:12] <+Dissident> just to finish off the bottle me and highly were working on
[03:17:16] <+Dissident> after I puked it up
[03:17:34] <+Dissident> speaking of it smells really bad in here now
[03:17:37] <+bjorno> too bad i missed that
[03:17:44] <+Dissident> yeah it was something
[03:17:53] <+Dissident> not sure I could handle 3 really drunk people though
[03:18:12] <+bjorno> to hot to handle like a roman candle
[03:18:33] <+Dissident> I have to pee in the yard now because clayton is out of it in the bathroom and kristy is in there too as moral support or something
[03:19:28] <+bjorno> poor clayclay :(poor
[03:19:51] <+bjorno> have you steaked out your peeing locale outside?
[03:20:33] <@donut> sounds like a blast
[03:21:09] <+Dissident> in a minute
[03:21:14] <+Dissident> waiting for highly to really pass out
[03:21:44] <+bjorno> did t-dawg throw up at any point??
[03:22:05] <@donut> lol
[03:22:05] <+Dissident> not yet
[03:22:12] <+Dissident> he's next to the same trashcan I puked in
[03:22:21] <+Dissident> he did what clayton and I did combined
[03:22:23] <+Dissident> so like 21 shots
[03:22:35] <+bjorno> that is a stupid amount of booze
[03:22:37] <+Dissident> yes
[03:22:43] <+Dissident> he's holding it quite well though
[03:22:49] <@donut> amazing
[03:23:13] <+Dissident> I had to nurse him to sleep basically
[03:23:29] <+Dissident> hoping he doesn't piss himself or puke on his pillows
[03:23:30] <+bjorno> cuddle him gently
[03:23:33] <+Dissident> but he's on his side at least
[03:23:35] <+bjorno> rock him to sleep in your soft arms
[03:26:08] <+Dissident> well I doubt clayton will be doing any drinking after this
[03:26:21] <+Dissident> we set him on the righteous path, good job boys
[03:27:15] <+bjorno> he will come crawling back


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[09:55:49] <~Cirus\laptop> hi
[09:56:52] <~Cirus\laptop> fetch diss was giving updates the whole time
[09:56:53] <~Cirus\laptop> :(
[09:58:22] <~Cirus\laptop> I don't even want to read any more than I can see right now
[09:58:43] <~Cirus\laptop> after 14 shots and totally losing my sense of time, I should have known better
[10:17:31] <~Cirus\laptop> hi EJ
[10:17:35] <&EJ> hi
[10:17:39] <&EJ> are you sober now
[10:17:43] <+WINNER-OTR> yes
[10:17:43] <~Cirus\laptop> yes
[10:17:46] <+Syniphas> yes
[10:17:47] <~Cirus\laptop> I am good now
[10:17:54] <~Cirus\laptop> were you following the live updates from dissident earlier
[10:18:03] <&EJ> no I don't think I was in the chat
[10:18:15] <&EJ> copy/paste them for me I must see
[10:18:15] <~Cirus\laptop> well he has video of it
[10:18:18] <~Cirus\laptop> no
[10:18:20] <~Cirus\laptop> I am too ashamed
[10:18:28] <&EJ> I could see by your bad typing
[10:18:34] <~Cirus\laptop> you have no idea
[10:18:48] <~Cirus\laptop> I lost all sense of time and ended up puking all over myself and sleeping in the bathroom
[10:18:55] <&EJ> hahahahahaha
[10:19:02] <&EJ> you waster
[10:19:06] <~Cirus\laptop> I cried myself to sleep more or less
[10:19:11] <~Cirus\laptop> because I felt so bad about puking on the floor
[10:19:34] <&EJ> I remember in halls one drunk girl had an epic crying session and we couldn't figure out why
[10:20:07] <~Cirus\laptop> anything after 2 am is mostly a blur
[10:20:09] <&EJ> she was very drunk and presumably ashamed and from what few words I can understand she was upset about her relationship and it was very loud
[10:20:28] <&EJ> I remember in the chat this morning thunder was typing a lot and you said "SLOW DOWN THUNDER TIME IS NOT A DIMENSION"
[10:20:28] <~Cirus\laptop> I just remember going in and out of the house, rolling on the grass a lot and telling james to fetch off a number of times
[10:20:37] <&EJ> poor james
[10:20:47] <~Cirus\laptop> he puked at like 7 pm
[10:20:53] <~Cirus\laptop> because he drank way before that
[10:20:58] <&EJ> was it his last night with you
[10:21:03] <~Cirus\laptop> having not eaten food for hours before
[10:21:10] <~Cirus\laptop> he's leaving monday I think
[10:22:56] <&EJ> is diss awake
[10:23:12] <~Cirus\laptop> no
[10:23:18] <~Cirus\laptop> he felt terrible for the rest of the night
[10:23:47] <&EJ> terrible as in physically or terrible as in he was undergoing emotional turmoil
[10:24:01] <&EJ> the latter's always true I guess though
[10:24:03] <~Cirus\laptop> physical


VIDEOS COMING SOON

I have no recollection of the chat log at 2 am

All in all a good night

I can't wait for the videos.

Lookin' good fellas! Stoked for the new content...

thx tony