Every morning, the only thing that gets me out of bed are false hopes. If sex before marriage is a sin, then answer me this: could anything blacken the soul more than the infinite blackness inside all of us? Embrace your inner evil. It's all you have.

dude you gotta take care of your self

That was some deep poo poo man

It came from within. I think like that whenever I'm about to try to kill myself, before I realize that it won't work.

Thunder. An hero

Thunder you are 16 jesus christ stop whining

come back in 5 years and then I will give a fetch.

Thunder you are 16 jesus christ stop whining

come back in 5 years and then I will give a unicorn.

21 is still too young.

Quote from: Dissident on 21-08-2009, 21:19:07 PM

Thunder you are 16 jesus christ stop whining

come back in 5 years and then I will give a unicorn.

21 is still too young.

NOT FOR ME ;O;

i'm 44

Quote from: RigGu3st56 on 21-08-2009, 21:29:26 PM

Quote from: Dissident on 21-08-2009, 21:19:07 PM

Thunder you are 16 jesus christ stop whining

come back in 5 years and then I will give a unicorn.

21 is still too young.

NOT FOR ME ;O;

harhar.

Thunder. An hero

dohoho ZIGS and 4chan memes

Just stop trying to get laid and go pump some iron.  Devote your life to developing the ultimate body and watch those muscles get huge.  Once you've got more guns than a evangelical neocon the bitches will want to be all over your dick and you can just be like "fetch off bitch" and then go pound some brews and get fetching ripped until you find the one whore worthy of your seed

or you can fill this forum with poo poo and whack off to abortion videos until you die of malnutrition

Seriously, think about something other than sex for like five minutes.  It's refreshing.

Just stop trying to get laid and go pump some iron.  Devote your life to developing the ultimate body and watch those muscles get huge.  Once you've got more guns than a evangelical neocon the bitches will want to be all over your dick and you can just be like "unicorn off bitch" and then go pound some brews and get unicorning ripped until you find the one whore worthy of your seed

That sounds like such a great plan that I might even pursue it