Everybody does it - poop.  The problem of course with poopy-time, is that you have to sit in one spot with your pants around your ankles, and you can't go anywhere while you do it.  Worse, the door is closed.  So how do you pass the times?

Here are some of my favorite potty activities.

1 - Flaming Carrot Comics: I've read the same issue of "Flaming Carrot" something like 30 times now.  It's just fun to flip through.  Flaming Carrot is my vote for the most WINNER superhero ever, because he uses his powers of Zen Stupidity to help humanity (perfect example: upon seeing a man lying beaten in a ditch, he runs forward and says "Excuse me, sir, you look hurt.  Here, have some Wheaties!")

2 - Pet the cat - No, this isn't a fap reference (trust me, the last thing I'm thinking about when yesterday's dinner is making an exodus exactly two inches from my junk is sex), I mean I pet the cat.

3 - Gameboy DS - Cooking Mama 2 is basically a cartridge full of neat little mini-games, narrated by a cute Japanese girl.  Plus I learned how to make rice crackers from playing this game.  Fun, educational, and WINNER.  I also enjoy playing Puzzle Quest and Gunpey on the poo pooter.

4 - Thinking about things to post on Yourewinner.com - Guess where I got the idea for this thread?

Quote from: ZMannZilla on 07-09-2008, 17:49:03 PM

4 - Thinking about things to post on Yourewinner.com - Guess where I got the idea for this thread?

I'm guessing you were driving home from work at the time

Nope, I was cooking dinner, but you were close.

i spend more time cleaning up than actually pushing the stool through my ass so i can't be fetched to do any of these, but any thought put into something like this is in my book

i spend more time cleaning up than actually pushing the stool through my ass so i can't be unicorned to do any of these

I envy your turbo-poo pooting skills then.  My turds travel on CPT*, I swear.

*CPT = Corn Poop Time

I like to take my time and pinch at my leisure which gives me plenty of time to play my pokemanz. I have been leveling up the same character for almost a year and a half now. Never gets old.

Level 89 dragonite btw

I like to take my time and pinch at my leisure which gives me plenty of time to play my pokemanz. I have been leveling up the same character for almost a year and a half now. Never gets old.

Level 89 dragonite btw

my level 100 blastoise is better than your poo pooty dragonite

Quote from: andmill11 on 07-09-2008, 19:56:18 PM

I like to take my time and pinch at my leisure which gives me plenty of time to play my pokemanz. I have been leveling up the same character for almost a year and a half now. Never gets old.

Level 89 dragonite btw

my level 100 blastoise is better than your poo pooty dragonite

I only battle for EV's :/

Poop topic. I usually wipe standing up tbqh.

Poop topic. I usually wipe standing up tbqh.

dude same here +1 CP

I like to take my time and pinch at my leisure which gives me plenty of time to play my pokemanz. I have been leveling up the same character for almost a year and a half now. Never gets old.

Level 89 dragonite btw

My Lvl 100 Machamp, Lvl 100 Alakazam and Lvl 100 Luxray FTW

5 level 100 bidoofs.

And a golduck

5 level 100 bidoofs.

And a golduck

You sank my Battleship, good sir.  +1CP

Wait, what is your cat doing in the bathroom anyway?

Wait, what is your cat doing in the bathroom anyway?

Getting petted, duh.

Quote from: Grignr on 08-09-2008, 04:28:26 AM

Wait, what is your cat doing in the bathroom anyway?

Getting petted, duh.

me so stoopid :(