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Fred Durst
#1 18-06-2008, 16:17:23 PM
Blood was everywhere: Check kind of
Lawn mower riding over guy: Check
People jumping off of buildings: Check
M. Night. Shymalimamon: Sadly
Plot twist: Sadly No but one was expected
Generic plot with a slight twist: Check
Shaq: No
Car chase: No
People shooting themselves in the head: Constantly
Man letting himself get eaten by lions: Check
Iphone: Yes to show how modern and hip of a director he is


7/10- Due to a lack of Shaq or other token black character and no expected plot twist was found


Actual spoiler if you plan on seeing the movie then i guess dont read this

SPOILER (hover here to read)
The trees EVOLVED AND LET OFF NEURO TOXINS THAT WHEN PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUPS SET THE TREES OFF TO TRY AND WIPE OUT THE HUMANS IT TURNED OFF SOME SENSORS IN YOUR BRAIN THAT MADE YOU LOSE PERCEPTION AND WANT TO KILL YOURSELF





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#2 18-06-2008, 16:20:46 PM
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lol at the spoilers

Sounds like another poo pooty M. Night film.


Fred Durst
#3 18-06-2008, 16:44:48 PM
Quote from: ©i®us on 18-06-2008, 16:20:46 PM
lol at the spoilers

Sounds like another poo pooty M. Night film.

I wasn't joking about the spoilers. Thats what actually happened :(





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#4 18-06-2008, 19:23:11 PM
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Quote from: andmill11 on 18-06-2008, 16:17:23 PM
Plot twist: Sadly No but one was expected
Generic plot with a slight twist: Check
An M. Night Shaymalan movie without a twist ending... WHAT A TWIST!


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#5 18-06-2008, 23:38:26 PM
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Oh god that made me laugh.  He should do grow a sense of humor and do B-movies.




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#6 19-06-2008, 00:57:44 AM
Quote from: Dissident on 18-06-2008, 23:38:26 PM
Oh god that made me laugh.  He should do grow a sense of humor and do B-movies.

Wait, I thought he did?



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#7 19-06-2008, 01:37:42 AM
Quote from: Dissident on 18-06-2008, 23:38:26 PM
Oh god that made me laugh.  He should do grow a sense of humor and do B-movies.
:|
Also the only movie he made that I ever at all enjoyed was Lady in the Water


Fred Durst
#8 19-06-2008, 02:48:54 AM
Quote from: Beef Wellington on 19-06-2008, 01:37:42 AM
Quote from: Dissident on 18-06-2008, 23:38:26 PM
Oh god that made me laugh.  He should do grow a sense of humor and do B-movies.
:|
Also the only movie he made that I ever at all enjoyed was Lady in the Water

Hahaha mermaids





Pied Piper
#9 29-06-2008, 18:10:32 PM
Did you see a Big Rig?


[21:20] <awesome> I typoed a typo
[21:21] <Batman_Bin_Suparman> only you could pull off something that idiotic
Fred Durst
#10 29-06-2008, 22:59:04 PM
I dont recall. Its been quite a while.





ducis02
#11 30-06-2008, 01:04:03 AM
dude it was like two weeks ago








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TheGrandMystic
#12 30-06-2008, 09:32:40 AM
The trees are making him forget...


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Fred Durst
#13 30-06-2008, 13:36:02 PM
No there was no big rigs. I am sure I would remember such a detail.





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