Think of Ron Jeremy. Ya' know, the porn star, famous for having a 13 inch dick. Now imagine him as a big hulking, muscular black man. and I mean black. Like, coal at night black. For at least eight weeks at this point, he has been taking ExtenZe & testosterone supplements daily, and has regularly been using a male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species-pump. He has not been allowed to have any sort of sexual satisfaction or release during that period of time. On top of that, his blood-plasma levels are currently at peak levels of a cocktail of a large dose of mehtylenedioxymethylamphetmine(Ecstasy) and a large dose of Sildenafil(Viagra). Yet he still wouldn't be capable of handling the amount of dick that the MLA Format sucks.