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#76 21-10-2007, 22:35:39 PM
Before the trucks even come near Samus, she'll do a screw attack in midair to not only dish out an ungodly amount of lethal damage, but make herself essentially impervious to any attack you can throw at her.
Not really, if you look at this scientifically then the rigs would be going at a very fast rate of speed, that combined with their mass would create a massive amount of force should they hit anything
besides these rigs can go faster than the speed of light which would make any attack samus could pull of useless against them

The Omega Cannon will beat them in the most ungodly and destructive fashion possible.

Attacks from Samus would just go right through the trucks. Then, the trucks would cross all checkpoints, and become WINNER, and therefore Samus would lose.
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#77 21-10-2007, 22:35:53 PM
If memory serves me right, I think Samus has survived attacks that go at a minimum of light speeds and plus when she's in screw attack, the rigs will probably go right through her too.


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#78 21-10-2007, 22:37:18 PM
If memory serves me right, I think Samus has survived attacks that go at a minimum of light speeds and plus when she's in screw attack, the rigs will probably go right through her too.
You ignored what Variaz said. When did Samus survive a light speed attack anyway? That's impossible. You don't even know how fast the speed of light is.


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This isn't the vs. topic, but:

Supera vs. The Four Big Rig Trucks

The trucks were just minding their own business, being WINNER and driving through scenery when a scrawny asian guy in a t-shirt that is supposed to look like armor walks up to them.

Supera: HEY MOTHERPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNERS! I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR CUNTLOAF ASSES FROM HERE TO THE GREY VOID!

W12: What the Stell is this guy talking about?

Supera: You cracka-azz whitey! Don't make me call my KKKlansman!

Thunder: Uh-oh, we've got another one on our hands.

Supera: YEAH YOU DO! SCREW ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Supera runs (a relative term) over to Thunder, windmilling his stick-thin arms slowly. Thankfully, Thunder uses his leet driving skills to reverse two inches, making Supera miss wildly. He keeps running and hits a pole.

Supera: YOU STRAIGHT-ASS MEANIES...UGH!!!! I SUMMON MY VGCS!

Thunderbull: What's a VGC?

Megaone: I think it means "video game characters".

Suddenly, a huge army of kidtendo characters dressed in white robes comes charging at the WINNERs. Luckily, other WINNERs such as Barney, Shaq, and Bidoof come to help the Rigs.

Mario: AGHHHHH!!! KKK FOR LIFEEEE!!!!

The WINNERs are able to hold their own. The legions of kiddy characters are destroyed by flaming basketballs, giant trophies, spinning teeth of certain Pokemon, Barney's new-found gat, and heat vision. However, even more kiddy characters start to rise from the abyss.

Shaq: Hey, I think I know how to deal with this.

Shaq walks through the crowd of angry video game characters slowly with a swagger, finds Supera's Wii console, and kicks it over. Suddenly, all of the characters disappear.

Supera: NO! MY VIDEO GAME ARMY!

Shaq takes out his MATURE PS3 and plugs it in. Supera begins to bleed from the MATURITY being oozed from the awesome console. Bidoof spins through Supera's gut, making him scream, all the rigs run him over at the speed of light, Superman fries him, freezes him, punches him, and throws him against walls. Finally, Shaq paints Supera orange, balls him up, brands it SPALDING, and slam dunks him into a nearby dumpster full of broken glass.

Winners: The Four Rigs, Shaq, Bidoof, Barney, Superman, and the other WINNERs
Losers: Supera, Samus, and Kidtendo




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#80 21-10-2007, 22:56:02 PM
This isn't the vs. topic, but:

Supera vs. The Four Big Rig Trucks

The trucks were just minding their own business, being WINNER and driving through scenery when a scrawny asian guy in a t-shirt that is supposed to look like armor walks up to them.

Supera: HEY MOTHERPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNERS! I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR CUNTLOAF ASSES FROM HERE TO THE GREY VOID!

W12: What the Stell is this guy talking about?

Supera: You cracka-azz whitey! Don't make me call my KKKlansman!

Thunder: Uh-oh, we've got another one on our hands.

Supera: YEAH YOU DO! SCREW ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Supera runs (a relative term) over to Thunder, windmilling his stick-thin arms slowly. Thankfully, Thunder uses his leet driving skills to reverse two inches, making Supera miss wildly. He keeps running and hits a pole.

Supera: YOU STRAIGHT-ASS MEANIES...UGH!!!! I SUMMON MY VGCS!

Thunderbull: What's a VGC?

Megaone: I think it means "video game characters".

Suddenly, a huge army of kidtendo characters dressed in white robes comes charging at the WINNERs. Luckily, other WINNERs such as Barney, Shaq, and Bidoof come to help the Rigs.

Mario: AGHHHHH!!! KKK FOR LIFEEEE!!!!

The WINNERs are able to hold their own. The legions of kiddy characters are destroyed by flaming basketballs, giant trophies, spinning teeth of certain Pokemon, Barney's new-found gat, and heat vision. However, even more kiddy characters start to rise from the abyss.

Shaq: Hey, I think I know how to deal with this.

Shaq walks through the crowd of angry video game characters slowly with a swagger, finds Supera's Wii console, and kicks it over. Suddenly, all of the characters disappear.

Supera: NO! MY VIDEO GAME ARMY!

Shaq takes out his MATURE PS3 and plugs it in. Supera begins to bleed from the MATURITY being oozed from the awesome console. Bidoof spins through Supera's gut, making him scream, all the rigs run him over at the speed of light, Superman fries him, freezes him, punches him, and throws him against walls. Finally, Shaq paints Supera orange, balls him up, brands it SPALDING, and slam dunks him into a nearby dumpster full of broken glass.

Winners: The Four Rigs, Shaq, Bidoof, Barney, Superman, and the other WINNERs
Losers: Supera, Samus, and Kidtendo



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#82 21-10-2007, 23:01:01 PM
This isn't the vs. topic, but:

Supera vs. The Four Big Rig Trucks

The trucks were just minding their own business, being WINNER and driving through scenery when a scrawny asian guy in a t-shirt that is supposed to look like armor walks up to them.

Supera: HEY MOTHERPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNERS! I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR CUNTLOAF ASSES FROM HERE TO THE GREY VOID!

W12: What the Stell is this guy talking about?

Supera: You cracka-azz whitey! Don't make me call my KKKlansman!

Thunder: Uh-oh, we've got another one on our hands.

Supera: YEAH YOU DO! SCREW ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Supera runs (a relative term) over to Thunder, windmilling his stick-thin arms slowly. Thankfully, Thunder uses his leet driving skills to reverse two inches, making Supera miss wildly. He keeps running and hits a pole.

Supera: YOU STRAIGHT-ASS MEANIES...UGH!!!! I SUMMON MY VGCS!

Thunderbull: What's a VGC?

Megaone: I think it means "video game characters".

Suddenly, a huge army of kidtendo characters dressed in white robes comes charging at the WINNERs. Luckily, other WINNERs such as Barney, Shaq, and Bidoof come to help the Rigs.

Mario: AGHHHHH!!! KKK FOR LIFEEEE!!!!

The WINNERs are able to hold their own. The legions of kiddy characters are destroyed by flaming basketballs, giant trophies, spinning teeth of certain Pokemon, Barney's new-found gat, and heat vision. However, even more kiddy characters start to rise from the abyss.

Shaq: Hey, I think I know how to deal with this.

Shaq walks through the crowd of angry video game characters slowly with a swagger, finds Supera's Wii console, and kicks it over. Suddenly, all of the characters disappear.

Supera: NO! MY VIDEO GAME ARMY!

Shaq takes out his MATURE PS3 and plugs it in. Supera begins to bleed from the MATURITY being oozed from the awesome console. Bidoof spins through Supera's gut, making him scream, all the rigs run him over at the speed of light, Superman fries him, freezes him, punches him, and throws him against walls. Finally, Shaq paints Supera orange, balls him up, brands it SPALDING, and slam dunks him into a nearby dumpster full of broken glass.

Winners: The Four Rigs, Shaq, Bidoof, Barney, Superman, and the other WINNERs
Losers: Supera, Samus, and Kidtendo


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#83 22-10-2007, 01:13:14 AM
fiddy would just bitch slap samus and make her one of his hoes, and if she left the kitchen for anything else hed bust a cap in her ass


#84 22-10-2007, 01:17:19 AM
This isn't the vs. topic, but:

Supera vs. The Four Big Rig Trucks

The trucks were just minding their own business, being WINNER and driving through scenery when a scrawny asian guy in a t-shirt that is supposed to look like armor walks up to them.

Supera: HEY MOTHERPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNPOUNDSIGNERS! I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR CUNTLOAF ASSES FROM HERE TO THE GREY VOID!

W12: What the Stell is this guy talking about?

Supera: You cracka-azz whitey! Don't make me call my KKKlansman!

Thunder: Uh-oh, we've got another one on our hands.

Supera: YEAH YOU DO! SCREW ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Supera runs (a relative term) over to Thunder, windmilling his stick-thin arms slowly. Thankfully, Thunder uses his leet driving skills to reverse two inches, making Supera miss wildly. He keeps running and hits a pole.

Supera: YOU STRAIGHT-ASS MEANIES...UGH!!!! I SUMMON MY VGCS!

Thunderbull: What's a VGC?

Megaone: I think it means "video game characters".

Suddenly, a huge army of kidtendo characters dressed in white robes comes charging at the WINNERs. Luckily, other WINNERs such as Barney, Shaq, and Bidoof come to help the Rigs.

Mario: AGHHHHH!!! KKK FOR LIFEEEE!!!!

The WINNERs are able to hold their own. The legions of kiddy characters are destroyed by flaming basketballs, giant trophies, spinning teeth of certain Pokemon, Barney's new-found gat, and heat vision. However, even more kiddy characters start to rise from the abyss.

Shaq: Hey, I think I know how to deal with this.

Shaq walks through the crowd of angry video game characters slowly with a swagger, finds Supera's Wii console, and kicks it over. Suddenly, all of the characters disappear.

Supera: NO! MY VIDEO GAME ARMY!

Shaq takes out his MATURE PS3 and plugs it in. Supera begins to bleed from the MATURITY being oozed from the awesome console. Bidoof spins through Supera's gut, making him scream, all the rigs run him over at the speed of light, Superman fries him, freezes him, punches him, and throws him against walls. Finally, Shaq paints Supera orange, balls him up, brands it SPALDING, and slam dunks him into a nearby dumpster full of broken glass.

Winners: The Four Rigs, Shaq, Bidoof, Barney, Superman, and the other WINNERs
Losers: Supera, Samus, and Kidtendo


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#85 22-10-2007, 14:48:14 PM
fiddy would just bitch slap samus and make her one of his hoes, and if she left the kitchen for anything else hed bust a cap in her ass

Fiddy can slap Samus all he likes, but she isn't going to feel a thing given that her armor is on and in addition he'd hurt his hands doing so.


#86 22-10-2007, 14:54:27 PM
fiddy would just bitch slap samus and make her one of his hoes, and if she left the kitchen for anything else hed bust a cap in her ass

Fiddy can slap Samus all he likes, but she isn't going to feel a thing given that her armor is on and in addition he'd hurt his hands doing so.

Fiddy would just unplug the game console

You didn't say which console. So it could be any.


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fiddy would just bitch slap samus and make her one of his hoes, and if she left the kitchen for anything else hed bust a cap in her ass

Fiddy can slap Samus all he likes, but she isn't going to feel a thing given that her armor is on and in addition he'd hurt his hands doing so.

Fiddy would just unplug the game console

You didn't say which console. So it could be any.
Of course, how could we forget about all of those mature metroid games on PS3 and XBox 360... OH WAIT!




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#88 22-10-2007, 14:56:31 PM
Fiddy would shoot the damn Wii with his gat...

END OF BITCH SAMUS


#89 22-10-2007, 15:06:13 PM
Fiddy would shoot the damn Wii with his gat...

END OF BITCH SAMUS

Fiddy is also in a game, too, so he can't physically jump out of the tv screen and then shoot the console that Metroid on.

Also bullets from conventional human weapons forged on the street cannot come anywhere near damaging her armor. The best it can probably do is put a very tiny scratch on it.


#90 22-10-2007, 15:14:26 PM
Also if Samus's armor is specifically designed to resist attacks from alien creatures and bodies of volatile liquid (eg acid/lava), then there is no way you're going to convince me that a mere gun made from our time can pierce even the outer layer of an armor forged by an advanced alien civilization. I can't believe I have to state this.


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