feeling a little tipsy again are we
Well, I don't know what to say. Your phone doesn't seem to be working or anything, so I can't call you. It's really hard for me to come up with a good time/place to meet. I've never actually been on a date before. :( It's kind of a big deal for me, I guess, so I'm not too sure as to how this is going to work out. It would be great to get to know you. We could meet at river rhythms, or even tomorrow (wednesday). I'm glad you want sooner, rather than later. Honestly, I just can't plan this out. I feel nervous and anxious, and it's hard to think straight. You should come up with something and message me back.Friend RequestedAugust 5 at 6:15pmya im reallly sorry my phone was not working and i know how first dates go im a little nervous my self but i have a cell and u can call me any time at 5419711578 ummm dont be to nervous it will be fun!!!! maybe we could hang out at my house or go to the movies lol like i said i love movies! call my cell when u get this lol and tmr or friday we can go see a movie or just chillAugust 5 at 7:00pmGreat! I just got your message, so I'll call you now.August 5 at 9:21pmWait, I had forgotten what day it is- Tomorrow is River Rhythms. Are you sure you don't want to just go there instead? That way we could get to know each other a little better first.Friend RequestedToday at 11:16amlol ummmmmmm for some reason this year i dont like to be in crouds so thats y i have only been to one river rythms sooo its up to uToday at 11:27amI think it would be for the best, just so that we can get to know each other better before we're just sitting in a dark theatre watching a movie, you know? I don't want to hurt your feelings, and I want to respect your wishes, but I think River Rhythms is a good start. OK?Friend RequestedToday at 11:33amsureToday at 11:48amGreat. Where shold we meet?Friend RequestedToday at 2:39pmumm were ever u wanna meetToday at 3:11pmWell, I pulled up a map of the place... If you're leaving it up to me, I'd probably say around the area that I circled. I'll put a link to a picture of it below.http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5021/mapb.jpgFriend RequestedToday at 5:10pmhmm im confused idk were that isToday at 5:23pmWell, if it helps, the building at the very top is the stage and that slender parking lot is where all the booths are.Friend RequestedToday at 5:25pmmkay ill be lookingToday at 5:26pmGreat! Um, I forgot when river rhythms starts. :(Friend RequestedToday at 5:27pmlike 6Today at 5:31pmOh, OK. What time are you planning on going?Today at 5:43pmNever mind, I'll just go now.Today at 8:01pm...And I'm back. Thanks. :(It's over.Friend RequestedToday at 8:59pmi didnt even see u... Friend RequestedToday at 9:03pmi walked around the whole place and looked and didnt even see u once... im sorryToday at 10:02pmI don't think you were there. I sat and waited for about an hour from about 6:10. I don't know exactly what you look like, because your profile pics just barely show part of your face, so you could be anyone. I can't even tell your natural hair color, how much you weigh, or even any facial features besides your eyes. You do have very pretty eyes. But, it's too late now. I'm not sure if I even want to go to River Rhythms next time, but if I do I won't be looking for you, that's for sure. This partially feels like my failure, because I just sat in one of two places and waited. But then, I think back and realize that I'm not really missing that much. I don't even know you, for one, so you might as well be some lonely fat girl who lives miles away and doesn't even care if she has a boyfriend, but will lie to get out of a date just so that she can brag to all of her two friends in the world and then go ride around on a big purple dragon until she passes out from lack of oxygen in the atmosphere and then falls onto some island in never-never land. As far as I know, you don't even exist. I suppose I shouldn't trust fake girls I meet on the internet, as the internet is your permenant home and you don't even exist in real life.Today at 10:03pmIt's all in my head! You're not real!Today at 10:04pmThere is no such thing as a female in real life! There's no such thing as real life! It's all an illusion!Today at 10:40pmOh no, you might be real! Who are you?Today at 10:40pmI'm adding you as a friend.Today at 10:42pmNo, never mind. I blew it. You blew it first though!Today at 10:43pmIt would have been so much easier if you had been there! No, I'm glad you weren't. I don't know. If I saw you in real life I wouldn't know who you were.
If it makes you feel any better I enjoyed those logs or whatever very much.
You are a nigh-endless expanse of off-white nothingness that sexes clowns on camera.
