Good morning everyone,

I've just returned from my Quaker wedding and i'll be providing updates about what happened during the aforementioned Quaker wedding over the next several days (But it all happened already, I just want to keep it suspenseful)

First thing was the ceremony, we had several dogs as our witness and dug up sweet potatoes (or yams, i'm not sure) while wearing couples John Deere hats. We consumated our marriage in a Gleaner A shortly afterwards (please consult attached picture, from now on referred to as "EXHIBIT A")



While making love in EXHIBIT A, my wife was stung by a hornets nest in EXHIBIT A , which disrupted the consumation process in EXHIBIT A.

This is my first update I hope you like and subscribe to my blog, i'll be providing updates over the next several days. Also please feel free to comment or ask questions about Quaker weddings for those of you that dont understand how they work. Mr Flemming signing off, I respect.

Hey guys Mr Flemming back again, please stay tuned to the next version of my Quaker Wedding blog where we'll talk about using flat bed trailers to commit possible felonies against the big railroad companies.

what was your forst dance???