I do #4 top and #2 sides/back

I shave my head with no attachment.

In 7th grade my bald history teacher said, "If you give a poo poo about how you look you're gonna hate getting old!!!"
He was right, old people are fetching ugly.

Shaving all your hair off is much better.

* If you get in a fight nobody can grab onto your hair, pull your head down, and bash it into the ground 100 times
* If you work on machines you don't have to worry about getting your scalp ripped off like this poor bastard
* You don't have to waste countless hours every morning styling your gay hair like a gay gay
* Instantly ready to go when you wake up in the morning, no keeping people waiting and PISSING THEM OFF
* Don't have to waste millions of dollars per year on hair product and hair cuts
* Looks more badass
* etc

Need I remind you that Shaq is bald?


I hope you all fetching go bald

I am so terrified of balding it's not even funny

You look like a dweeb though

i do like 5 on the sides and 6 on top or something i forget, i just go in and say i want the same thing as last time

after probably 8 years of the same haircut i can say that i have not been satisfied with it and want to change it to something that is actually cool

Another soul saved from clipper tyranny

After reading all your posts I have decided to forgo shaving my head off, in case any of you read that I would so.

I went to get my haircut early this morning, as I said before I usually get a #4 but all I could think about is Cirus making fun of me and saying that he cares about how he looks so he never gets a #4

So I told the barber "Just trim it up, a little shorter on the sides than the top, I don't want to lose much just keep it neat"

And now I come out looking like the pumpkin pie haircut from dumb and dumber with straight right angle bangs and im about to go into my bathroom and shave my head myself

UPDATE: I just used a carpenter's speed square to check the angle between my sideburns and bangs it's just about 90 exactly

Do you look like this woman?

Do you look like this woman?

Even worse, it's a disgrace. I might keep it for a day or two so some people can laugh at me, or maybe i'll go shave it right now like I was thinking. I don't know, it's easily the worst haircut I've ever had though

I bet Cirus is going to tell me it's because I didn't get it done at a Salon like he does

You should get an award for "poo pooty Haircut of the Month"

Its of the year or half decade atleast. I went into 7-11 after it and the cashier was laughing at me, I told him yeah I got butchered in the Vietnamese barber shop next door. And while laughing his ass off he goes "Don't worry it looks macho. Hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahah!!"

The lesson is don't let Citrus bully you into getting a bad haircut by making you think he has stylish salon hair