We're all gonna die. Isn't it great?

i wonder if my clothes will go to heaven or if i'll just be naked
hope I can at least bring my nexus 7 to heaven

I literally dgaf

i would much rather go to heaven naked so all teh ladies can see my giant dong

I literally dgaf

i figuriatively dont give a fetch... haha dude sorry had to do it lmao

am i dead yet? is there a helpful site i can visit to see my death status or end-of-the-world status similar to the ever-amazing abevigoda.com?

I wonder which time zone the December 21 date references. If it's the Megiddo time zone, we have only an hour before the sun sets. If it's the Mexican time zone (GMT -7), it's not noon yet so It could really be at any time during the day. My predictions:

Midnight prior (nope)
Sunrise (nope)
12 noon
High noon (3:00)
Sunset
Midnight after

The 4 armies of the world are supposed to meet or some such thing and there will be an awesome battle, the devil will crack the earth open, God will come down and take all of his friends to heaven with him, and everybody else will be in 1000 years of darkness, not to mention the people of Jeruselum will have the dead rising from their graves to deal with. There will probably also be some volcano eruptions and whatnot.

Either that or terrorists will blow poo poo up and thousands (millions?) of people will die, which would be almost as awesome.

My prediction:

Nothing is going to happen except for a bunch of loonies freaking out, anything resembling the apocalypse will be a result of idiotic people doing dumb things in fear of dying

My prediction:

Nothing is going to happen except for a bunch of loonies freaking out, anything resembling the apocalypse will be a result of idiotic people doing dumb things in fear of dying

I will not stand by while people refuse to freak out on the eve of the apocalypse.

im a fat little baby

The clock is ticking!

All Rigs Go To Heaven

the world doesn't end until the 4 almighty Rigs descend from the sky and take all WINNERs to the land of Stell