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#91 01-01-2008, 23:40:58 PM


#92 01-01-2008, 23:44:45 PM
kid go to bed

If you can make me. 


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#93 01-01-2008, 23:58:23 PM
kid go to bed

If you can make me. 

Ok kid. Two words.


FALCON PUNCH!





#94 02-01-2008, 00:39:11 AM
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How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!



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#95 02-01-2008, 00:42:15 AM
why do you keep coming back kkklayotic


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Because his fellow klansmen tell him to.






 
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#97 02-01-2008, 15:16:05 PM
I like how he said we should call women heroine which implies he thinks all women do drugs.


#98 02-01-2008, 15:17:52 PM
It's not that you went to bed late, it's that you told everyone online that you did.


#99 02-01-2008, 17:28:00 PM
kid go to bed

If you can make me. 

Ok kid. Two words.


FALCON PUNCH!

Wow I'm hurt in the cornhole. </sarcasm>


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#100 02-01-2008, 17:37:05 PM
How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!

1. Well Samus Aran can both punch AND shoot FOREVER! Any weapon Duke can dish out, Samus can do it ten times better.

2. Besides what's the most amazing thing Duke's ever done?



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#101 02-01-2008, 17:37:40 PM
So now you're calling people cornholes kkklayotic?
That's disgusting, an all time low even for you


#102 02-01-2008, 17:39:28 PM
cornhole, huh? Is that some more racist slander of yours?

Do you even know what cornhole means?


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Duke has balls of steel. Samus is a woman and has no balls, therefor she can't rip people's heads off and poo poo down their necks, which requires balls.


#104 02-01-2008, 17:44:36 PM
How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!

1. Well Samus Aran can both punch AND shoot FOREVER! Any weapon Duke can dish out, Samus can do it ten times better.

2. Besides what's the most amazing thing Duke's ever done?



kicked ass whilst chewing bubble gum EVEN when he was all out of gum.

That pales in comparison to Samus kicking asses on an intergalactic level.

Also you realize at least half of Samus's weapons have unlimited ammo.

Besides, women are more flexible, which makes for better footing and agility. 


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#105 02-01-2008, 17:46:05 PM
cornhole, huh? Is that some more racist slander of yours?

Do you even know what cornhole means?

yes it's a place where corn is stored, clearly a reference to black slaves being forced to harvest corn.

cornhole means anus. Why do you think call it "hole"? You think corns just magically appear out of a well?


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