as expected, Mike Tyson was the only funny comic at #SheenRoast



"if she had as many dicks coming out as she had coming in, she'd look like a fetching porcupine!"

and when sheen got emotionally hurt by something (if that happened)

"You know it's amazing despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidney, your liver… the only thing you've had removed is your kids."

"Charlie, if you're winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. Only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?"

And I think the fat lady that nobody ever heard of retold the same joke.

those had to sting

I don't get the appeal of these, it's a bunch of celebrity circlejerks and then at the end of everyones routine they say something bad about the Roastees dick.

these are never funny EVER
-capt. funny

I don't get the appeal of these

Mike. Tyson.


Float like a butterfly, sting like a big rig

Quote from: Clazzic Meepington on 22-09-2011, 15:40:07 PM

I don't get the appeal of these

Mike. Tyson.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a big rig

Yeah I love God Hand too.