I know you all must feel terrible about banning me, Hyper_Rectum and mcanus, but I would greatly appreciate it if you could post all your apologies here instead of flooding our inboxes with your heartfelt messages about how you've wronged us.

I'll also be making you watch videos of people getting banned like the Allies did to the Nazis after World War II.

Purchasing items from our Amazon wishlists is also appreciated.

Sorry!

For what it's worth, this was my reaction when you were banned:

Sometimes we just need to flex our dick muscle a little bit and we ban someone. It's nothing personal

But no apologies from us

i didn't do poo poo and i ain't gonna do poo poo

meh

Next time could you please make your bans more entertaining.

Thanks in advance.

I apologize on behalf of the entire yourewinner.com community and hope that this incident will further harden the resolve of the common folk against the tyranny of the administration

I am sorry for banning youo, phil.

I'm not sorry I don't even care

I apologize on behalf of the entire yourewinner.com community and hope that this incident will further harden the resolve of the common folk against the tyranny of the administration

except for me, fetch this apology but fetch the admininistration too, no mods no masters

Quit being a baby and start making good posts

I'M SOUHRRY

Alright. I forgive you guys. Just don't let it happen again, ok?

YES MAAM