BROTRR

Big Rigs: Gamespot Destruction
Chapter 1: The Rigs are Raced and Meet HWSNBN
One day the Big Rigs were chilling at Devil’s Passage 2 with their illegal cargo.
Megaone: Hey guys. How about a Big Race?
Thunder: no u
Megaone: Shut up, thunder.
Thunderbull: Quit bickering u2 and lets get to racing!
The rigs all lined up and started the race!
Megaone: WE’RE WINNER!
Thunderbull: Quit trying so hard, Megaone.
Thunder: Banned.
Megaone: Um, Im a Big Rig. I’m impossible to defeat.
Suddenly a large pimp car drove up. Out came two furry gaurds and a bearded man.
Beard Nub: Hey guys. Im Alex Navarro.
Thunderbull: Um, gtfo.
Megaone: Wait, he might be winner. What brings you here, Alex?
Alex: Im with the guys at gamestop. We want to check you guys out and REVIEW IT!
Thunderbull:  Ok. We’re the most WINNER guys around.
Sunrise W12: LETS RACE FOR OUR PAL  ALEX!
The gang started the race and zoomed!
Megaone: YOU’RE WINNER!
Alex: Um, what? You guys didn’t even move. And whats with those techno music things. Im speechless.
Alex: *faints*
Megaone: Wow. What a…a…
Thunder: We don’t know anything but WINNER!
Thunderbull: We shall call it LOSER. And Alex is LOSER. He is he who shall not be named.
Furries: WE WILL HAVE REVENGE!
The Big rigs raced, spun leeks, and they knew Alex  would be back.

You spin leeks.  What kind of idiot eats them?

You spin leeks.  What kind of idiot eats them?

Edso.

my brain hurts from all the stupid

my brain hurts from all the stupid

lol paradox

fix'd

stop trying so hard

God, this was awful

Thanks to this topic so many more important topics have to be bumped now.

Chapter 2: The gang is reviewed
The gang is hanging around Small Town Road having a race.
Thunder: Hey what happened to WI2?
Megaone: I don’t know.
Thunderbull: He left to join the Navy.
Megaone:  Quit trying so hard.
Thunder: Guys. Lets not fight.
Thunderbull: Shut up.
Megaone: no u
Thunderbull: YOU’RE WINNER!
Megaone: A WINNER IS –
Suddenly a furry army shows up rockets and atom bombs.
Furry General : Nub, lend me ur ear. We have reviewed ur game.
Megaone: WINNER
Thunderbull: What did we get? 10?
Furry General: 1.0. In every category.
Thunderbull: So it’s a reversed scale?
Furry General: No.
Thunder: LOSER
Megaone: YOU’RE LOSER!
Suddenly a missle launches at Megaone. He survives and destroys the furry army.
Dying Furry: Alex of Gamespot will destroy you! He plans on using a mind control deivice on SUNRISE W12 WHO HE HAS CPATURED!
Dies
Megaone: Oh noes!
Thunderbull: Quit trying so hard.
The gang runs around wondering what will happen!
A man walks up to the Big Rigs.
EJ: Hey, Im EJ.
Thunderbull: Are you loser?
EJ: No.
Thunderbull: YOU’RE WINER
EJ: Ok, so Im pissed at gamespot, they hate the big rigs board.
Thunderbull: Wat do u suggest we do, EJ?
EJ: FORM A BROTRRHOOD.
Thunderbull: First we must stop HWSNBN.
EJ: Ok.
Thunderbull and EJ declare an alliance for man-kind.

I HATE YOU EDSO!!!!!!!!!

That was non-heterosexual persontastic

can you suck any more edso?

Chapter 3: Cirus and Gamefreak meet the Gang
One day, Cirus and his not funny annoying friend Gamefreak were spinning leeks.
Cirus: Gamefreak, you’re WINNER!
Gamefreak: BALLIN’!
Cirus: Lez roll.
They both go to Devils Passage and see the Big Rigs and EJ, his best friend Dissident.
Dissident: Hey who are you guys?
Thunderone: WINNERS?
Cirus: Yeah.
Gamefreak: NO poo poo LAWL
Cirus: Shut up Edso.
Gamefreak: LAWL
Thunderbull: upstanding African-American member of societys and gangstas been runnin’ doin poo poo. We gotta ho this gamespot poo poo and fetch them up.
Gamefreak: GAY SEX
EJ: Ok, lets go to GSHQ and save Sunrise W12.
Gamefreak: ZZOMFEF
Thunder: Ok. Heres the plan.
Gamefreak: WI2WE
3F
EF
Thunderbull: Jesus christ, somebody kill this bastard.
Cirus: I can’t. Technically he’s WINNER!
Thunder: Megaone, judge young game-
Furry: LOL
LOL
EJ: Guys, whats the plan??
Dissident: WINNER or not I’m going to kill Gamefreak.
Stcb joins the bunch.
Stcb: Negeor
Dissident: WTF?
Stcb: Its hard to love u
Dissident: Aw hell naw.
DISSIDENT KILLS STCB AND GAMEFREAK

can we just ban him and get it out of the way
it's not even funny anymore