lol dissident

lol crysis

*superjoins*

*superjoins*

Thanks for not lolling at me

lol DZ

lol Action non-heterosexual personson

lol Action non-heterosexual personson

lol Hugegapingpoundedtohellassholeident

UNICORN YOU ALL

what is a unicorn?

what is a unicorn?

fetch you

Quote from: ducis02 on 13-10-2007, 20:49:34 PM

what is a unicorn?

unicorn you

wuck that

*соединяет*

Ducis slowly sucked on Dissident's left ear, bobbing his head up and down, just like he'd practiced on DZ's oak rod hundreds of times in the past. Dissident let out a soft moan. "Di... Disa..." he said. "You like that, don't you?" said Ducis. "Well, it's about to get a whole lot better..." Ducis took the Jewfro grease he'd been keeping in a jar for just such a special occasion out of his bag. " Dissident, we're going to remember this night forever..." Ducis began rubbing the Jewfro grease on his surprisingly-long shaft. Ducis kissed Dissident long and deep, and then turned him over. "Dent..." said Dissident, letting Ducis know he was ready. Ducis began to penetrate Dissident, slowly. "AAARRRRGGGHHH" yelled the poor little btard. He had done this sort of thing before, though he hadn't imagine it hurting so much. I mean, he'd heard plenty of stories about Ducis being violated by EJ in the past, and he didn't seem to mind. But Dissident loved Ducis, and wanted him to get relief. Ducis began thrusting faster and faster, hitting the big guy's prostate. "DEEEEEEENT" screamed Dissident, who ejaculated due to the stimulation of his prostate. Unfortunately, Dissident was unable to control his ELETRIC SHOCK ;D. Ducis collapsed on his retarded lover. Dissident removed Ducis's genitals from his anal region, and looked in Ducis's eyes. Ducis was dead. Silently, Dissident sat there and laughed over the body of his deceased lover. And loved the pain of his anal wounds.