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Classic Meepington
#31 06-10-2007, 20:32:01 PM
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Klayotic
#32 06-10-2007, 20:34:38 PM
1. Nintendo 64 was a 64-bit console and that's twice as good as 32-bit console, so what's your point?

2. "Nothing Else Matters" is just an advertisement slogan to me, but it does sound like a good one, I'll give you guys that.


Klayotic
#33 06-10-2007, 20:46:17 PM
Oh and Samus Aran is vastly superior in terms of BADASSNESS because:

-She's the most feared bounty hunter in the entire galaxy!

-She kills Space Pirates for fun.

-She has an armor that can withstand tons of devastating semi-nuclear power attacks.

-She has a diverse variety of beam weapons and other kickass upgrades/items, including that plasma beam which can incinerate you and your PEE ESS TRIPPA to ashes.

-She can charge her arm cannon and also combine any beam weapon that's charging with missile shot(s) to form an immensely stronger attack.

-She can withstand lava, acid, and other volatile liquid substances for a long amount time depending on her energy tanks.

-Her Screw Attack can not only slice through nearly anything like a lightsabre, but it makes her essentially invulnerable to any damage as well.

-She can hold 250 missiles in her arm cannon.

-She has a starship that blast your houses to nothing more than dust from afar.

-She has a proton whip which is at best, lethal to the core.

-She fights Metroids, which are creatures that can drain all your energy and kill you, on a daily basis.

-She can technically bust an entire planet whenever she's defeated any final boss in most, if not all of her games.

-She once destroyed an insanely powerful behemoth for a boss named Gorea, whom was capable of destroying much of the most intelligent race in the universe, known as the Ambilics.

It doesn't get any more badass than that. So what say ye now, sega saturn girl? Can you be more badass than that?


bjorno the hedgehog
#34 06-10-2007, 20:49:25 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:46:17 PM
Oh and Samus Aran is vastly inferior in terms of BADASSNESS because:

-She's a woman

It does get any more badass than that. So what say ye now, sega saturn girl? Can you be more badass than that? (yes)



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#36 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a fetching plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?


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Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?
Stop comparing the character's video game abilities to the sega girl. We obviously prefer the sega girl because she's a mascot for mature sega and because she's naked


Classic Meepington
#38 06-10-2007, 20:55:46 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?

The Saturn girl can be naked and mature, can Samson do that?




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Klayotic
#39 06-10-2007, 21:02:27 PM
Quote from: Bicycle Ducis on 06-10-2007, 20:55:46 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?

The Saturn girl can be naked and mature, can Samson do that?

This is a bounty hunter with lethal high-end weaponry we're talking about. 


X23
#40 06-10-2007, 21:04:34 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 21:02:27 PM
Quote from: Bicycle Ducis on 06-10-2007, 20:55:46 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?

The Saturn girl can be naked and mature, can Samson do that?

This is a bounty hunter with lethal high-end weaponry we're talking about. 
This is a MATURE gamer girl with MATURE games


Klayotic
#41 06-10-2007, 21:07:35 PM
Quote from: X23 on 06-10-2007, 21:04:34 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 21:02:27 PM
Quote from: Bicycle Ducis on 06-10-2007, 20:55:46 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?

The Saturn girl can be naked and mature, can Samson do that?

This is a bounty hunter with lethal high-end weaponry we're talking about. 
This is a MATURE gamer girl with MATURE games

*heads explode* Bounty Hunters anyday.


BRN
#42 06-10-2007, 21:08:30 PM
Quote from: X23 on 06-10-2007, 21:04:34 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 21:02:27 PM
Quote from: Bicycle Ducis on 06-10-2007, 20:55:46 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?

The Saturn girl can be naked and mature, can Samson do that?

This is a bounty hunter with lethal high-end weaponry we're talking about. 
This is a MATURE gamer girl with MATURE games
This is a Kidtendo character who is a WOMAN with WOMAN-end weaponry we're talking about who can not be naked and mature like the Saturn girl.


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X23
#43 06-10-2007, 21:08:51 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 21:07:35 PM
Quote from: X23 on 06-10-2007, 21:04:34 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 21:02:27 PM
Quote from: Bicycle Ducis on 06-10-2007, 20:55:46 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 20:52:04 PM
How great. You edited my quote as if I only wrote one badass thing she did.

Look, Samus has a unicorning plasma beam that can burn through anything, especially when it's charged.

Can Sega Saturn Girl do that?

The Saturn girl can be naked and mature, can Samson do that?

This is a bounty hunter with lethal high-end weaponry we're talking about. 
This is a MATURE gamer girl with MATURE games

*heads explode* Bounty Hunters anyday.
Bounty hunter for kidtendo. She probably bounty hunts rouge teddy bears.


Klayotic
#44 06-10-2007, 21:27:00 PM
Have you guys even played the Metroid games? Samus hunts down Space Pirates, Metroids, etc. and I don't see anything kiddy about that. And Metroid does have a mature target audience.


X23
#45 06-10-2007, 21:29:35 PM
Quote from: Klayotic on 06-10-2007, 21:27:00 PM
Have you guys even played the Metroid games? Samus hunts down Space Pirates, Metroids, etc. and I don't see anything kiddy about that. And Metroid does have a mature target audience.
no its kiddy like all nintengay. its "mature" target audience is 5 year olds instead of 3 year olds (5 years is mature in Nintendos eyes)


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