The next step: video reviews.

Golden Showers Desperation Review

An attractive female is is clearly in need to use the lavatory, but is locked out of her house. Desperate, she attempts to hold it in for a while until she can no longer and urinates in her very stylish jeans. The desperation looked very convincing and the cameraman used some very creative angles, although the attractive female actor let out at least 2 liters of urine which leads me to believe that she had prepared for this beforehand. Also, it makes no sense as to why the attractive female wouldn't relieve herself by crouching behind a bush or something, and the video never resolves if she ever makes it inside her house or not which was one of the main things that keeps you in suspense throughout the whole video. All in all, it was a very well made video and I would recommend it to anyone who has a female desperation fetish.

8/10

Oretachi ni Tsubasa wa Nai - Pornographic Bedsheet Review
This bedsheet has one of the best values I have come across in a pornographic bedsheet. The sheet itself is made out of what all high quality bedsheets and dakimakuras are made out of, forget the material name right now but think of it kind of like a flag but a bit tougher and less silky. Haven't measured it yet but it could easily cover a twin bed and maybe a queen size mattress if one so desired. Overall material and size is excellent for either hanging up or sleeping on, although I personally have yet to sleep on mine. It's probably easily washable too in case you like to do messy activities on your sheets.

The main part of any pornographic bedsheet is of course the pornography covering the sheet and this sheet is a paragon of sheetsmanship. The image contains a whopping four (4) tastefully undressed women from the visual novel turned anime series Oretachi ni Tsubasa wa Nai - Under the Innocent Sky designed by the experienced artists of Navel. Among the cast include Watarai Asuka and 3 other characters I don't care about, but considering near all sheets of similar build and pricing come with only two characters this is where the value of this particular sheet really shines. You've got various sizes of exposed breast for all tastes here with nothing too shocking showing as all of the lower genitals are conveniently censored by hands or knees but it isn't distracting at all. The only gripe I have is that the poses are fairly bland, with four girls in one confined space they could have gone for a more yuri setup perhaps with some characters fingering each other or squeezing breasts such as in the works of Tony Taka. The potential for an interesting and erotic composition is lost but pornographically it is well above most vanilla drawings, excellent artistry from Navel.

Some other cute things, one of the characters has a fang and they've all got socks or thigh highs on and panties around their ankles which is a major bonus for me but maybe not for others.

Even though the show is pretty bad the characters are really kawaii and with four of them on a single sheet it is practically worth twice as much. Definitely go out to your nearest bedding store retailer and pick up this Under the Innocent Sky bedsheet for $80.

thanks for the advice, meep!

Despite all prior evidence I will assume you have not actually purchased this merchandise for my own peace of mind.

I really like this topic

it's a good one

you should archive it

I am just hoping that Crysis will one day write more reviews

It's official, Meep is my most hated member in this forum

It's official, Meep is my most hated member in this forum

meep is a cool guy when he isn't flipping poo poo over anime
you're just being a dick

meep is the coolest of dudes

Well did he get the promotion?

I hope the next scenes aren't so disappointing.

so, did you jerk off to it anyways???