The video short is shot in High-Definition and features the lovely Lisa Ann and her employee Seth Gamble. Lisa Ann invites Seth Gamble into her office to offer him a promotion, but he must do something to please her. She implies that Seth must make love to her before she will offer the promotion. She also speaks of a past sexual encounter, the incident apparently occurred during Thanksgiving, and Seth was invited to dinner by Lisa's son. Seth has concealed the fact that he had sexual intercourse with Lisa Ann from her son. Lisa considers his willingness to keep the relationship a secret admirable.

After their brief conversation, the two get busy. Lisa takes off her shirt and shows her disgusting fake breasts to Seth. The fact that the video short was shot in HD certainly makes the breasts look even more gross. He sucks  on her fake tities and takes off her undies. Lisa gives Seth a blowjob for 10 minutes and then Seth gives head to Lisa. After having oral sex, Seth unicorns Lisa in the reverse cowgirl position. Seth begins to climax and ejaculates on Lisa's butt. She then tells him that he has been a great employee.

Overall the video was arousing
7/10

What do you guys think? Should I make more reviews?

Thank you for the informative review, It has convinced me to stay clear of Lisa Ann's fake boobs.

Great review

sounds right to me

 7/10 seems a bit high if the girl's tits are gross

Could also do with some more statistics - video run-time, rating of disgusting tits, lighting, scenery

Also note if any specific theme was used - bondage, domination, latex and pvc, maid costumes etc




lol i'm just a massive pervert

I obviously do.

Seth begins to climax and ejaculates on Lisa's butt. She then tells him that he has been a great employee.

WHAT NO SPOILER ALERT???

7/10 seems a bit high if the girl's tits are gross

Could also do with some more statistics - video run-time, rating of disgusting tits, lighting, scenery

Also note if any specific theme was used - bondage, domination, latex and pvc, maid costumes etc




lol i'm just a massive pervert

I agree with these suggestions. For example, I once watched this porn with Georgia Jones that involved her seducing a female job applicant. Now, while the porn itself was grade A material, with very hot lesbian sex scenes, I couldn't help notice the phone on the desk wasn't plugged in (it didn't even have the cord attached). It'd be useful to know beforehand this severe flaw, hence the need for more detailed reviews

Porn thread

Carli Banks- Play A Song Piano Girl

Carli plays piano for a few seconds then starts stripping and talking the cutest dirty talk ever while jillin' it.  It's a Stunners video so the quality is top notch, most notably the supurb lighting. 

10/10 favorite porno of all time

We really should have a porn review thread.

Also Lisa Ann's tits are DISGUSTING

You'd think with the weird stiff-sag they have going on you wouldn't be able to see the scars but you totally can.  What's weird is they often do a shot looking up at her so they're right in your face.  Her giant C-section scar is also amusingly prominent.  I guess some people enjoy that kind of thing.

Audrey Bitoni has the nastiest boobs of any adult actress I've seen.  Look at the bottom of them when she's doing stuff

you guys wouldn't have that problem if you switched to gay porn

My review of Vanilla Series: The Story of Little Monica

The Story of Little Monica was my first Hentai* film. Little Monica was at one time a beautiful town dedicated to the arts but now it has become a place where some dick with a curly moustache will rush into your cafe and force your cute waitress sisters to strip down.

The first of two episodes starts out with the main character Will at the pier to enter Little Monica where he meats a catgirl named Miss Meow whose achievement cube on her cat hat kawaiily imitates Miss Meows facial expressions. Will is a blonde, blue eyed white man of average build and tremendous invisible male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species size who has come back to his hometown of Little Monica to enjoy it's sights and sounds. After Miss Meow and Will talk for a bit they part ways into the town but not for long.

Will goes to enjoy what he still believes to be the remaining of the culture of the town at the theatre. The lights dim and the curtain opens and there is Miss Meow the catgirl on stage. When she starts taking off her purple latex clothes Will realizes that she isn't a catgirl but a catgirl stripper! After her sensual strip and catlike gesture at the end featuring tanned breasts (the best 1 second of the movie imo) she asks to invite one audience member up on stage with her.

Will gets chosen to go up on stage where it is revealed his main reproductive organ is actually a red arrow tilted at a severe upward angle. Then he proceeds to engage in Miss Meows tight orifices where his red arrow dick transforms into an invisible dick with semen bits all over then he releases all over Miss Meows face and he was the best shes ever had.

Then Will goes to some cafe and some poo poo happens and he has consensual consecutive sex with 2 sisters and the third sister with impossible coloured hair gets mad.

EPISODE 2

Starts off with extreme fingering of both of aforementioned sisters at the same time which basically means one half of the vagina filled screen is mirrored to save on animating costs. Then he does Miss Meow again because they need to break into a mansion to beat up the evil villain with the curley mustache I think he even had little evil spectacles. It turns out with the help of the three sisters mom who was dressed as a nun but doesn't get banged that the evil villain is actually a mouse who hates music. The nun mom doesn't even strip or anything.

Then outside Will finally does the third sister with pink hair under a bridge.

The story was original but uninteresting and the characters were p hot. Also of note is that all of the girls had FLAWLESS bodies, how they got such good looking people to act in this film I will never know.

BONUS FEATURES on the DVD

There's deleted scenes which are pretty funny and a slideshow of generally unarousing pics.

FINAL SCORE

4 RED ARROW DICKS OUT OF 5 RED ARROW DICKS












*a cartoon porno for you bakas!