So yesterday, my poor cat was not feeling very well.  She kept having these sudden bursts of really messy, drippy poop.  Every time she got an attack, her eyes would get wide and she'd haul ass across the house, terrified.  Wherever she was at the time, there'd be all this runny turd-grease splattered on the wall with a trail of runny brown crap from there to wherever she was, followed by a three-foot-long streak from where she would start walking with her front paws, dragging her butt across the hardwood.  This went on for like eight hours, and I had to stop what I was doing like 40 times to Windex poo poo off the walls and floor.

On the bright side, I'm not this guy:

Did it get on the carpet? If it did, good luck getting it off

Did it get on the carpet? If it did, good luck getting it off

We have hardwood floors.

why didn't you just throw her outside or something

Stop feeding her and she'll stop pooping

this thread should be renames "i bet ZIGS gets off to this part 3"

this thread should be renames "i bet ZIGS gets off to this part 3"

also ZIGS'd

wheres part 1 & 2??!

I'm pretty sure someone posted them at some point.

this thread should be renames "i bet ZIGS gets off to this part 3"

I lold so hard, this makes up for your combo breaking