Poor Romeo is in a forbidden love affair with Juliet. Throwing rocks at his loves window to convince her to come outside doesn't work due to the fact that Juliet isn't even home. He does manage to unsettle her mother who was there and not happy at all to hear rocks being tossed at her very beautiful white mansion. Angered by Romeo's sneaky ways to get the attention of her daughter she decides to tell him a few choice words face to face. Being closer to Romeo's face causes Juliet's mother to realize what her daughter sees in in this 20 year old boy. Like mother like daughter when she starts sucking thee male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species. Don't worry folks. This story also ends with a special potion. Enjoy!

i think it's awesome how you have 100 other posts like this

a masterpiece

$ r u b'n sarcastic? y/n

is this on your site?

koopsta is this scene on twittybird

$ thumbs up as in "no, really you are awesome" or thumbs up like "yes im being sarcastic"?

i want to hear the rest of the story

hey koopsta what's up post more porn synopses and stories about your moist, smelly testes

In real life Juliet's mother wiped the cum off her face, drove home, and shot up heroin; in real life Romeo wiped the cum off his dick, drove home, and fetched his boyfriend; in real life the director wiped the cum off the floor, drove home, and beat off to child porn; in real life the narrator wipes the cum off his hand, drives to the library, and writes Obama's next speech; in real life I get a girl to wipe the cum out of my dick, bong a beer, and drive home.

That is the rest of the story.

yes.

i like real life

I made one major and one minor edit to my most recent reply:
Major - I changed "actor" in the third article to "director," which makes sense for two reasons:
1)  Why would the actor have to clean up his own jizz?  Porn is a professional industry which hires people to do that.  I am not sure if the job title is either of following:
a = Jizz Swabber
b = Assistant, whose job description either:
<included upon hiring>
<not upon hiring>
the task of swabbing jizz
2)  The actor had already been referred to in the second article by his proper name "Romeo," so why talk about him twice?
Minor - I added an "s" following "drive" in the third article.