I had dialup until 2006 or something, and thanks to having a several decade old phone line it never progressed past 28.8 kb/s

I'm actually the reason DSL exists in Willow Street, PA.  I called bitching that it said online we could get it but epix said on the phone we couldn't and I told them the CO was literally right across the street from my house, I  could see it out my window.  And the rep was like "oh really? well we'll send someone right out!" I was about 12 or so at the time, haha.

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I had dialup until 2006 or something, and thanks to having a several decade old phone line it never progressed past 28.8 kb/s

I'm actually the reason DSL exists in Willow Street, PA.  I called bitching that it said online we could get it but epix said on the phone we couldn't and I told them the CO was literally right across the street from my house, I  could see it out my window.  And the rep was like "oh really? well we'll send someone right out!" I was about 12 or so at the time, haha.

You are an american hero

i have decided to trade the nonexistent memory of losing my virginity in for the time when i first searched for nipples on google with safesearch off

I broke AOL once by clicking through a ton of links on porn sites and opening like 30 separate windows when I was around 13.

I am amazed by the ease of use of porn sites now compared to the past.
It is truly a great time to be alive.

it was pretty easy for any time that I can remember.  Whitehouse.com was a household name when I was in grade school.

boobs.com

It only takes a little digging to find some goldmines, even if you're extremely picky like me.