I'd shove it down my throat

I've had worse.

fetch fetch fetch
i'm fetching hungry now...

you must have skipped over the denny's post if you think you're hungry.

lol, perfectly round "meat"


is that gammon or a giant pepperoni slice

looks like ham

it's a government captured pod person cooked and filled with brainwash nutrients and space cum to transmit your thoughts and terrorist suspect chores list to the men in black via excretion

Fried space ham.

it's a government captured pod person cooked and filled with brainwash nutrients and space cum to transmit your thoughts and terrorist suspect chores list to the men in black via excretion

oh, so it's like living with your grandmother then?

NO

We have those here too. It's like a flat sausage.