poo poo just got real

I'll snap off your head with a crackle and POP!

I'll snap off your head with a crackle and POP!

YO THUNDER, WHAT THE fetch ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT
I KNOW YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH, BUT THERES NO NEED TO SHOUT
WE ALL KNOW YOURE A BITCH, DONT EVEN TRY TO PRETEND
IF YOU TRY TO FIGHT ME, YOUR LIFE WILL COME TO AN END
GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT, START CODING SOME poo poo
FIGHT SOME PEOPLE ONLINE SO YOU DONT REALLY GET HIT
YOU LIVIN IN A GAME, YOU THINK YOURE SAFE AT YOUR SCREEN
BUT IMMA COME FIND YOU, CAUSE IM JUST THAT MEAN
IM GONNA BREAK IN AND STORM YOUR fetchIN HOME
PULL BACK THE SLIDE, PUT MY CHROME TO YOUR DOME
THEN PULL THE fetchIN TRIGGER, YOUR BRAINS GOIN SPLAT
THEN ILL FINISH THE CLIP WITH A RAT-A-TAT TAT
YOU BETTER TELL YOUR FAMILY TO STAY FAR AWAY
I MIGHT SNEAK THROUGH THE CHIMNEY LIKE IM IN SANTAS SLAY
OR JUST KICK DOWN THE DOOR AND GO IN FULL FORCE
AND RAPE EVERYONE, I GOT A DICK LIKE A HORSE

you think you gonna rap me off
your words so sweet im jackin off

you think you can play it
then you gotta pay it
cuz bitch ima blow off your head
i said
bitch ima blow off your head

motherunicorner is that all you got
i will rip your head off and unicorn your neck

motherfucker dont you know
your poo poo dont even fuckin rhyme
cuz i proofread my raps
i read em every fucking line

so get it through your head
'fore i rip it fuckin off
why dont you shut the fuck up
before i make you suck my cock

motherfucker dont you know
your poo poo dont even fuckin rhyme
cuz i proofread my raps
i read em every fucking line

so get it through your head
'fore i rip it fuckin off
why dont you shut the fuck up
before i make you suck my cock

you say my poo poo dont rhyme
then you rhyme "off" with "cock"

nigga why am i wastin my time with you

opwnage

think youre an expert in grammar
i got my face on a banner
thats a 1up bitch
ima make you suck my dick

non-heterosexual persongots seeking missles have been activated
youre like AIDS except more hated
i got my gat and your death's been dated
after u dead grave'll be desecrated
me and my niggas all strapped to the teeth
wearing our dusters with uzis underneath
whip out that poo poo like ZIP-CRACK
hit you in the gut like RIP-SMACK
we gonna find where you unicorning sleep
stick you with our knives and make it deep
your guts sliding out your midsection
your rhymes suck ours are perfection
ramming your ass with a rifle erection
hurting worse than a urinary track infection
thunder vs winner war being waged
nigga u just got

You can't rap bjorno. I will not justify that with a counter-rap.

choooooke

Fail.

 

Don't crash!