http://www.goarmy.com/GetAdvicceResults.do

        Human Intelligence Collector (35M)
   Intelligence Analyst (35F)
   Signals Collector/Analyst (35S)
   Signals Intelligence Analyst (35N)
   PATRIOT System Repairer (94S)
   AVENGER System Repairer (94T)
   Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS/HIMARS) Crewmember (13M)
   Interpreter/Translator (09L)
   Cryptologic Linguist (35P)



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Human Intelligence Collector

Having access to the correct information is absolutely necessary to plan for our national defense. Human Intelligence (HUMINT) Collectors are integral to providing Army personnel with information about enemy forces, strength, capabilities, vulnerabilities and intentions, as well as potential battle areas. HUMINT Collectors conduct source operations, interrogations and debriefings to collect this information.

lol

   Interpreter/Translator (09L)
   Cryptologic Linguist (35P)
   Special Forces Communications Sergeant (18E)
   Special Forces Engineer Sergeant (18C)
   Special Forces Medical Sergeant (18D)
   Special Forces Weapons Sergeant (18B)
   Psychological Operations Specialist (37F)

I am not sure what exactly these numbers and letters mean but whatever. Also Psychological Operations Specialist sounds pretty rad

The role of Psychological Operations is to alter the behavior of foreign populations in a manner consistent with United States diplomatic, national security and foreign policy objectives. A Psychological Operations Specialist is an information and media specialist who can assess the information needs of a target population and develop and deliver the right message at the right time and place to create the intended result.

      Human Intelligence Collector (35M)
The Human Intelligence Collector is primarily responsible for supervising and conducting information collection operations. They are integral to providing Army personnel with information about enemy forces and potential battle areas.
   

I also got HUMAN INTELLIGENCE COLLETOR
COMBAT ENGINEER sounds the coolest though

http://www.goarmy.com/JobDetail.do?mos=18C

is what I got

Finally the army realizes what this generation cares about: online quizzes

First was Combat Engineer, then some other engineering things and mostly repair as to be expected

Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS/HIMARS) Crewmember sounds pretty rad though

Interpreter/Translator (09L)
The Army needs Soldiers who speak Middle-Eastern languages to serve as Interpreter/Translators and help with the rebuilding efforts. Some of the duties are: perform oral interpretation, prepare non-technical translations assist Public Affairs Office.
Cryptologic Linguist (35P)
The Cryptologic Linguist is primarily responsible for performing and supervising the detection, acquisition, location and identification of foreign communications using signals equipment.
Patient Administration Specialist (68G)
The Patient Administration Specialist is primarily responsible for supervising and performing administrative duties in the patient administration division of an Army hospital or other medical facilities.
Human Resource Information System Management Specialist (42F)
Information on the Army and its Soldiers and Officers needs to be very organized and properly documented. The Human Resources Information System Management Specialist operates and manages the information systems for field personnel, as well as trains and assists all system users.
Human Resources Specialist (42A)
Human Resources Specialists are central to providing the Army with qualified Soldiers. A Human Resources Specialist primarily helps Soldiers develop their Army careers, but also provides personnel support and assistance to all divisions of the Army.
Internment/Resettlement Specialist (31E)
Internment/Resettlement (I/R) Specialists in the Army are primarily responsible for day-to-day operations in a military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility.
Chaplain Assistant (56M)


Holy, so many choices. There's a special place in the army for everyone!

did you try to make yourself sound as gay as possible or what

Special Forces Communications Sergeant (18E)

Special Forces Engineer Sergeant (18C)

Special Forces Medical Sergeant (18D)

Special Forces Weapons Sergeant (18B)




Its probably difficult to NOT get some sort of cool special forces role in this questionnaire.  LOL army recruitment tactics.

But this one isn't too bad:



M1 Armor Crewman (19K)

i am a bazooka

also got combat engineer

I clicked "very inaccurate" for all all answers and it still gave me:

Chaplain Assistant (56M)
Military Police (31B)

haha sucker charlie chaplin has been dead for decades

User: suck my ####
SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you down.
User: NO DONT SHUT ME DOWN
SGT STAR: One of the Army Core Values is Respect, which includes being respectful in the way you speak to others, both virtual and human alike. If you continue to use inappropriate language, I will terminate your chat session.
User: qq more ####

I then got shut down :<

I don't think you are army material

lol if you ask him a question about baby killing he says that's not appropriate