B

You double park in the lot across the street and exit the vehicle to approach those beeches gayin' up your street. "Sup beeches!" you yell from a few feet away. They don't even acknowledge you and continue torturing their senses and stunting their growth with some filth from Nintendo. You snatch a DS and rip out it's cartridge. "Mare-yo hoops, tree on tree," you whisper to yourself. "Hey! What the hell you doing you asshead!" shrieks one of the kiddies, his brows are furrowed signifying his facial anger.

"So ya like b-ball, eh punk?"

"Gimme back my mario!" screams the kid, his buddy looking up in awe.

"Well you think you so BALLIN' then let's test yo skeelz niggah."

You thrust your basketball into the shocked kid's chest nearly winding him. You sling his slumped body over your shoulder and tell the other kid to follow or you'll mess him up with your close quarter combat you learned from Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops. You drag him and take your basketball to the court down the road. The kid is just regaining muscle strength by the time you get there and you throw him down on the court.

After a few minutes of preparation everything is set and a large crowd is circled around the court. The rules are the both of the kids can have their non-heterosexual persongy systems back if they can beat you in a game of two on one full court basketball. The two kids start off with the ball as you tower over them. The kids drops the ball in a feeble pass and you pick it up and well while you shout "BALLIN'!" as the orange sphere gracefully arcs into the chain net. The crowd cheers as you score another point and another and another. Only one more point is needed to win the game and put these beeches in their place, one of them has soiled himself (luckily he was wearing a diaper) and the other is on the verge of crying. With no more hesitation you sink the final basket.

Then only silence. No one utters anything. Suddenly, from out of nowhere a man starts a slow clap. In no time others join in and soon the entire crowd of at least a hundred is clapping and cheering. You feel yourself hoisted into the air but no, you climb down, your job is not finished. You confront the two boys once more. "I'm gonna call my dad on you," sniffs the boy who was crying as he dragged his slimy fingers across an iPhone. "Dang, this sitiation just keeps gettin' non-heterosexual persongier and non-heterosexual persongier." That's it, you've had it. You politely wait until the phone call is done to lay your fists down on these niggahs.

You stampede a charged headbutt into one of the kids, catching him off his guard. You hear the assured snap of several ribs. The other kid is behind you about to counterattack, you spin around and uppercut him at least ten feet in the air and the drop kick to the face. You throw a DS at each kid cracking their skulls as you say something incredibly clever such as "Touching is bad, beech."  The poorly made plastic pieces of poo poo shatter into a thousand pieces, piercing the body's of the children. Blood was everywhere. You step back from the wreckage and take it all in. Those kids or their Nintendo won't be a problem anymore. Everyone is cheering and pumping their fists in the air (among other places) and you know it's just another job well done.

What now?

A) stay around and play some PSP.
B) go back home and find something to do.
C) see if you can score some beeches from the crowd, your hueg wang is still fresh.
D) go back to the Escalade and find something to do.

Aww, the kid should have been uppercut another 2 times after the first one.  Ah well.

C

C

C

C

C

C. Unless the game in question is a PSP version of BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING, in which case A.

C!!!!!!!!!!!

duh, C

Easy.

C

8

Your eyes expertly scan the crowd searching for the largest mouth you can see and immediately you spot one eying your dong. She's wearing enough to barely qualify for a clothed person and her breasts outweigh a small car. She reminds you of your sister which makes this encounter to be all the more desirable. Walking towards each other you can see that this is going to be a fun five minutes. She bends over and uses her tongue to start unzipping your pants and you hear the distinct sound of a police siren drawing scarcely close O SHI-! Plot twist.

What happen !!

A) stay and see where this goes.
B) GTFO.
C) rap battle.
D) other. (state in post)

A