You arise at 10:36 after a long, fantastic night of playing Resistance, Lair and Warhawk. You feel invigorated and energetic from the healing powers of the PEE ESS TRIPPLE from a few hours ago and are ready to start your day. A sixaxis controller is laying gracefully on it's pedestal and you can't wait to manipulate it's buttons and hold it's curves in your palms. You look out the window to view another average day in your suburb, your black (see your own hair for reference) Escalade sits idly in the driveway.

What do you want to do today?

A) Play PEE ESS TRIPPLE
B) Post on the internet about how the PEE ESS TRIPPLE is BALLIN'
C) Watch some BET
D) Go ride your caddy (Escalade) around the hood lookin for some beeches to 'service' you.

a b and d.

D

D

D

D

DD

Before heading out the door to go to your caddy you gel up your hair nice and pointy and slip your PSP and several dozen UMD game discs into your jeans. Before you've even reached the vehicle you find yourself immersed in Untold Legends: Brother Hood of the blade, a game which you find to in fact be automatically amazing. Once you are able to tear yourself away from playing quality games you resume your mission.

Upon cruising down the street at a moderate speed while blasting We Fly High from your speakers you notice something disturbingly wrong, your mad dick isn't covered in fine ladies. Instead of seeing sweet booty flocking towards you, all you can see are two kids playing Kidtendo DSes (dick sucks). "Mang", you think to yourself, "dose nigguhs sure are gay."

Do you...

A) learn them street style?
B) challenge them to some b-ball?
C) go to the local videogame store to pick up some games, baby?
D) continue the search for hoes?

duh, B for BALLIN

B

D

Needs at least five valid responses for the next installment by the way.

B

B

B-B-B-B-BALLIN!!!