Make a WINNER grammar dictionary -- either as a separate site (www.winnerdictionary.com is not taken) or, more convenient, as part of the WIKI itself.  This is the conversation that led to the idea:

11:44:52   RigGuest56   I finally have my copy of big rigs
11:45:03   RigGuest56   the one i bought a week ago or sumthing like that
11:45:18   EJ   YOU'RE WINNER !
11:45:18   Tasebot   what you !
11:45:18   SERGEY_TITOV   YOU'RE WINNER !
11:45:18   Tasebot   buttbot you're winner !
11:45:19   SERGEY_TITOV   YOU'RE WINNER !
11:45:19   Tasebot   you're winner !
11:45:20   SERGEY_TITOV   YOU'RE WINNER !
11:45:20   Tasebot   !
11:45:35   RigGuest56   yes, I have won in the game
11:46:39   RigGuest56   wait
11:46:53   RigGuest56   how do you WINNERize the present perfect in Rigism?
11:46:54   Tasebot   anyone want to be present in brotrr
11:47:02   RigGuest56   have won sounds too crude
11:48:04   RigGuest56   thats one thing the wiki lacks
11:48:04   Tasebot   my dvd burner writes the wiki
11:48:09   RigGuest56   the WINNER Dictionary
11:48:11   Tasebot   hes winner
11:48:17   EJ   that's a good idea
11:48:25   RigGuest56   someone should make www.winnerdictionary.com or just make it in the wiki


Dancing Stalin, hahaha.

 

DO IT

NAO!!!!

hi jason also i use have become WINNER

I don't get what the purpose of this would be but it sounds like a good idea

I don't get what the purpose of this would be but it sounds like a good idea

An outright grammar dictionary might be tedious and possibly boring (NVM BIG RIGS CAN NEVER BE BORING), so instead it could be the WINNER equivalent to this:

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

You put in some text and it WINNERizes it for you. Not exactly the same as my original idea, but maybe something that some CS majors here can create.

Example:  

1) NON-WINNER Speech:

"Sir, please accompany me to the cattle ranch.  The villain has just pilloried your son for all the other ruffians to witness.  You must not let this transgression pass.¨"

2)  WINNER Speech:

"MR. T, please accompany STELLAR STONE to the GRAY VOID.  The HWSNBN has just LOSER your WINNER for all the ULTIMATE TRAFFIC STOPPER: A POLICE ROADBLOCK to WINNER.  YOU'RE must not let this LOSER LOSER."

3)  Alternate WINNER Speech for the lazy coder:

"YOU´RE WINNER !!"

 

This ________ is a freaking series of ________.
          ^{(verb)                                           (noun)}

actually to be accurate the first one is also a noun!!

pooping, poop.