Teriyaki chicken deserves an exotic dew

i didn't put enough teriyaki in it this time, next time i'll do more teriyaki and a livewire

burito

at no point is underwear involved in this delicious yakisoba recipe: http://norecipes.com/recipe/yakisoba-recipe/

jesus christ

A young man finds the perfect girl from his small village for marriage

He asks his father for his blessings, but the father tells him that he was screwing around in his youth, and that the girl he wants to marry is in fact his sister.

The young man devastated but still wanting to get married suggests his next door neighbor's daughter. The father tells him with apologetic tone that she is also his sister.

The young man storms out crying and finds his mother outside. She asks him what's up and he tells her the story. She tells him with her motherly soft voice: "Son, go marry any girl you want, that man is not your father".

wow is that a vegan sausage with sriracha?

Tonight I'm going to try using shredded chicken tacos came out great last night. I thought I wanted to disable them!

do you need some more sauce with that

OK i'll say the obvious; it does look like a turd lol

no wonder cirus breath always stinks !!

I didn't actually eat that, it was from Reddit. I have lied to you all and disgraced this great topic. I just wanted to share a disgusting picture of a vegan sausage that looked like a turd.

Please forgive me :(

WOW dude I feel betrayed