oh boy I am the featured post in that breakfast

is that windows vista

brokeass bitch

I have that same cheap keyboard, the Logitech K200 

manuel and i made this for lunch


and then ate its face.   

 

ej why dont pics shrink anymore.
wtf bro

why don't YOU shrink YOUR pics before posting

idiot

FINE WHATEVR. I FIXED IT.

re-sizing pictures is an art form, it takes many years to perfect and become a master of re-sizing such as me

TEACH ME YOUR ART, SENSEI SKRAG.

One cannot merely re-size a picture; you must first become the picture before considering it's new dimensions.  Only then can you input new numbers inside the [img] tags.


*strokes long white beard kill-bill 2 style like Pai Mei*

i think i am starting to understand, sensei.

i ate at fresh choice

i had a salad custom made by me and a slice of pizza and a brownie and some ice cream

then i smoked weed with this guy

soppressata and whole grain dijon mustard on artisan italian bread, washed down with some delicious organic whole milk

soppressata and whole grain dijon mustard on artisan italian bread, washed down with some delicious organic whole milk

Almost vomited.

I had 2 1/2lb bean and cheese burritos with del inferno sauce tonight, washed it down with a "Macho" diet coke