Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Invader Zim and Mortal Kombat. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!

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Aside from being the nine-time winner of the Earth-Outworld Pandimensional Karate Championships (1982-1991), Goro is also the Prince of the Shokan and, as a high-profile member of the monarchy, is expected to do a lot of photo-op fluff bullpoo poo on his home planet.  Since "the ecosystem" and "forming treaties with anyone who knows how to sweep kick" are all the rage amongst the Shokan, they decide to adopt Arbor Day from Earth, and so Goro finds himself, shovel in one hand and Outworldian Treebeast Sapling in another, getting ready to get his picture taken, when Invader Zim shows up and GIR eats everyone.  They then climbed into Sunrise W12 and drove backwards at infinite speed because fetching HELL that is awesome, and I'm gonna go play Big Rigs now.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Home Movies and Spiderman. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

Spiderman, otherwise known as Peter Parker by the nerds who know his true identity (like me) was watching his favourite television show, America's Funniest Home Videos. The announced theme for the next episode was 'Kids who grew up to have superpowers'. Peter wanted the cash prize to pay for his vacation to Honolulu next summer so he went scavenging in his closet for some old home movies. He found a video of him as a kid unclogging a toilet due to a major influx of diarrhea his grandfather had. Peter sent the video in to the producers of AFV. He then sat on his couch and turned on his TV to an episode of that poo pooty cartoon that nobody remembers Home Movies. He switched the channel in disgust and began watching hard porn. He got a spiderection and spider fluid shot out of his dick. Then Mary Jane barged in and saw him masturbating but Peter got up and beat her with a baseball bat for being a red-head. That dude that owns that newspaper place that Peter works at called and said he was fired.
To be picked up by another author (hey, just like that Home Movies show).

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

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One day, Walker Texas Ranger is out curing fatal diseases with the power of faith and uppercuts, when he comes home and notices that his pants are missing... ALL of them!  There's not a stitch of clothing left in his pants drawer!  It seems we have discovered his weakness, since Walker Texas Ranger (a faithful Christian with his own line of jeans) cannot be seen leaving his house without pants, so he enlists the help of the Scooby-Doo gang.  Through a series of odd deductions and dumb luck (provided of course by EJ's co-workers Shaggy and The Ugly One), they discover that the culprit is NOT, in fact, the Texas Denim Monster, but Old Man Wimple, who runs the local gym!  He barely has enough time to blame those snooping kids for his predicament, when a freshly-pants'd Walker Texas Ranger cures the old fart's gout for 2.3 microseconds before his death by roundhouse decapitation.  SURPRISE ENDING:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cats and 4chan. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!



Members of 4chan leave their homes to go see this.  The End.