Here's how it works:

Copy and paste a randomly generated crossover fanfic idea into a thread.  Then, try and figure out how that could possibly happen, and what it has to do with Big Rigs.  Finally, summarize it.

I'll start:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Kingdom Hearts. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!

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Title: As You Wish, Goofy

Synopsis: Goofy gets separated from Donald and Sora, and wanders accidentally into The Grey Void Beyond The Map's Edges.  He catches a ride in a BIG RIG driven by Wesley, still on his ultimate quest to get back to Buttercup.  The two of them have sex in Devil's Pass.  Wesley then realizes what he's done and drives himself and Goofy at infinite speed backwards until time itself is reversed, and undo this horrible, horrible act.  From there, Goofy goes on like nothing ever happened, and Wesley goes the clearly more heterosexual route of becoming cabin boy to The Dread Pirate Roberts.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Wars and American Idol. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!

-While on a mission to save the galaxy Han Solo gets sucked into a wormhole and lands in LA during the tryouts for American Idol. Lost and out of money he and Chewbaca decide their only chance to get back home is to win American Idol. Unbeknown to them, though, malicious robot Simon Cowell is aware of their presence and must stop them from winning American Idol in favor of his various robot plants that he will use to enslave the world.

That sounds like it would be REALLY GREAT but alas I am too lazy to actually write one.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Dragonball Z. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!

One day while minding his own business Goku and friends are sucked into a timewarp back to 1943 when the war in the European theater was in full swing.  Hitler had just unleashed Cell and Frieza and every other villian encountered up to this point and went SUPER SAIYAN 77 and kicked Goku's ass handily.  But just when all hope was lost Goku confessed his undying love for Vegeta and, heart unburdened, was able to go SUPER SAIYAN 78 and sprouted dicks all over his enormous bulging, oiled, hairy musculature.  He proceeded to break Hitler in half, collect the Dragon Balls in a 30-episode filler segment and revive all of the Jews and dead soldiers and united the world in peace and joy.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dance Dance Revolution and Friends. The story should use rape as a plot device!

-Joey and Chandler win a dancing contest at The Central Perk and receive a DDR Extreme® Arcade unit as a prize. Chandler becomes obsessed with the game and stays up playing for 36 hours straight until he passes out from extreme exhaustion. Joey calls Ross for help because he thinks he is a medical doctor, when Ross arrives he gets distracted by the DDR machine and starts to be hypnotized by its rhythms and flashy visuals. Joey grabs Chandler's sweaty body and runs downstairs to the street, when Joey signals a cab Chandler suddenly springs from his comatose state. Meanwhile, Rachel busts into Joey/Chandler's apartment where she tries to speak to Ross. Ross seems to ignore Rachel's nagging for several minutes until he snaps and beats her to death that duck that chandler had. Ross then proceeds to rape Rachels feathered bloody corpse. On the street, Chandler begins to dance and stomp in a hypnotized motion, when Joey tries to stop him Chandler pushes Joey to the sidewalk and begins to rape him viciously. Pheobe and Monica rush into Joey's apartment to save Rachel but instead are brutally beaten and raped by a crazed Ross. In the end they all die.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Penn & Teller and Bill Nye the Science Guy. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!


It is the year 2012 and the creationism vs. evolution debate had grown more violent than ever, breaching nearly every aspect of life in one way or another, but mostly politically. The wiping out of the middle east on Christmas day 2010 and the fall of TERRORISM in the world has given birth to one global empire, Ultramerica, and now it is time to vote for the first President of the Entire World. After much shedding of blood and tears, two candidates have been settled on. Representing the belief that life was created by a being of higher power is Penn Jillette and his silent assistant Teller, two master illusionists that channel the power of the Lord to correctly guess the playing card you chose. Opposing Penn and Teller is Bill Nye the Science Guy, an infinite repository of human discovery and reason, representing evolution. On the night of the first debate, the atmosphere started out as bad and quickly became worse and worse by the second. Penn flipped over his podium and dispatched a bolt of lightning from his dick. Thinking fast, Bill Nye remembered that wood cannot conduct electricity and hid behind his podium. Leaping up like a cheetah, Bill Nye rips out a brightly burning light from the ceiling and hurled it at his foe Teller, melting his skull and killing him. Hours passed in this fashion, and the ultimate clash between science and religion climaxes with an armless Penn summoning the second coming of Jesus Christ. Bill Nye, bruised and bleeding, realized that the world cannot end on a religious note. From his pocket, he pulled out a switch with a single red button. He pressed it. Thousands of miles away, in what was formerly known as Switzerland, the sleeping Large Hadron Collider had been successfully activated for the first time. Smashing particles near the speed of light, a grey hole (like a black hole but grey) emerges, and the world is swallowed into the Grey Void, where Lord Stell and the Almighty Rigs await the people of Ultramerica, to enlighten them to the incontrovertible truth that is Rigism. THE END.

Sweet stories everybody, especially ahab.

That's the best thing I've read all week, at the very least.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Les Miserables and Superman. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!

After the shocking revelation that Cosette would be moving to England, and the insulting suggestion that he allow her to become his mistress, Marius Pontmercy is the very image of a defeated man. At the suggestion of a voice, he decided his only option was to join the military to die an honorable death. Meanwhile, Superman is locked in a life and death struggle with Lex Luthor over a device that alters the space time continuum, which if activated could give Luthor the power to become a god. At the height of their struggle, the machine is activated, throwing both Braniac and Superman into early nineteenth century france. They are quickly separated from each other. Superman finds himself thrown into a battle at it's conclusion, just as Éponine, the very voice that convinced Marius to go to battle, and a former lover, sacrifices herself to save the life of Marius. Superman is deeply moved by this act and decides to befriend Marius, because losing friends can be lonely! Their friendship quickly blossoms into a beautiful relationship. At the his request, Superman flies Marius to England so he can live happily with Cosette forever. Unfortunately, in the mean time, she has become hard to please and the only way he can win her heart is by becoming the quarterback of the local football team. At the tryouts though, Marius makes a shocking discovery: the coach of the football team is Lex Luthor!!

this thread is so great

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Garfield and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King of the Hill and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

One day, Anne Frank was trying to escape Germany.  She got on a spaceship to get away, but there were already German soldiers inside.  She turned around to leave, but the door was locked!  She faced the Nazis, only to see Mecha-Hitler emerge from the crowd.  "Dieses ist meins," he said.  Then, he pulled down his pants, revealing a set of tentacles where his male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species should have been.  He slowly approached, but suddenly the door was kicked down by the one and only Hank Hill!  "Step away from the girl, or I'll kick all your asses!"  Hitler ignored him, and continued toward Anne Frank.  Then, Hank threw a propane tank at his head, knocking him out.  Then, pulling a handgun out of his pocket, he fired at the tank, causing a massive explosion and engulfing the entire ship in flames.  Hank walked out of the spaceship, knowing that he had become a Nazi-killing machine just like his father.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankenstein and Gargoyles. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!

One fine day in Devil Passage, Dr. Frankenstein discovered a way for males to give birth. He decided to publicly announce this to gain support for legalizing gay marriage so he and his fetchdoll Frankie could raise a family. However, on the night of his speech he was thwarted by the Gargoyles, who cut off his male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species and fried it on Megaone's grille. The end.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John McCain and Digimon. The story should use floods as a plot device!

too much effort

don't leave me hanging, andbro

to make a good post you need to put in some effort!! otherwise you just suck

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ally McBeal and Transformers. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!

One day the stupid bitch Ally Mcbeal is walking down the street, wondering why she is such an emo when suddenly A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION opens up in front of her, and a massive robot steps out.  “Wh… who are you?”  The silly bint manages to stammer.  “I AM OPTIMUS PRIME” states the robot, “ AND YOU MUST DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE A WHINING non-heterosexual personGOT”.  And with that, Prime lifts his big foot and plants it in Ally’s stupid face, killing the waste of space utterly.  With the dumb Ally Mcbeal portion of the story out of the way, suddenly Megatron steps out of the portal.  “PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME” he shouts, and they both have an epic battle.  I suppose one of them wins or whatever.  THE END.