So today I was working with this guy who was obviously a huge GAYLO fan, as he was reading a GAYLO book and had a tattoo a MASTER QUEER on his arm.  I was going to let him be, as I didn't want his , HWSNBN-loving venom to be spewed onto my personage.  After a while, though, one of my fellow coworkers asked him about it, in which he wet into a tirade about GAYLO and how it's the "b3sTe5t g4m3 eV4r!!1!" (more like most game, right?)
So, anyway, everybody in the room just starts ranting and raving about GAYLO.  I'm just sitting back, minding my own business.  But they just kept going on and on, piercing the lobe in my brain.  Finally, I just can't take it anymore; I MUST SPREAD THE WORD OF WINNER TO ALL OF LOSER KIND !
I whip out my laptop and say "YOU THINK HALO IS GOOD, UNICORN THAT!  WATCH THIS!"  I then proceed to launch  !  I show them all the BRAKE-JAMMIN', CB-TALKIN' ACTION!  I can smell the moisture from all the ladies' naughty parts, and I can feel the heat form the erections of the men.  After the screen, of course, EVERYBODY wants to play it.
I pass the game around, and now the fellow is a changed man.  We just got home from the tattoo parlor where he tattooed a BIG RIG around the MASTER QUEER tattoo, along with some blood, in order to make it a portrait of MASTER QUEER being run over by a RIG !
MOST DAY EVER !!!

What a  story ! Nice to see people like you doing your part for your community by converting LOSERS into WINNERS.

 
Reminds me this one time some guy was praising Halo 3 so I killed him.

10/10 story. Would read again.

An amazing read. I laughed, I cried, it became part of me

         

RUN DOWN THE LITTLE HALO non-heterosexual personGOTS



 

         

RUN DOWN THE LITTLE HALO non-heterosexual personGOTS



 

fetch yeah

tldr what the unicorn do you expect me to read this poo poo???

You're missing out, .

is the ultimate aphrodisiac.