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#1 14-01-2009, 02:31:37 AM
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here today to help you.  to help you all.  to help with finding a woman to heart with your body partisans.

this is a guide to do such thing!

this is 10 easy guide to follow but remember to follow it steps and by steps. important!


1. stand in front of mirrors.  this is best done in a bathroom ordinance. proceed to the step 2.

2. look at self!  you should be in the mirror refractions.  look at your body and look at your lungs.  do you see what you like? yes then proceed to step 4.  or are you thinking to self "I am uglier than a satan with a huge asshole in his tits"?  then proceed to step 3.

3. you are ugly.  perhaps you should stay home on this night.

4. you are liking a lot of what you see.  this means you are pretty in all places.  this means a girl may like your body partisans. proceed to step 5.

5.  congratulations you are good in the mirror.  but are you good in not the mirror?  you must dress your body.  go to the closet and find a shirt and a pants and a socks and a vest.  the shirt must be made of cotton or leather organs.  the other materials do not matter as long as they appear as if you are muscles.  this means tight fit!  tight fit your chest bumps and your external obliques and your thigh.  AND MOST IMPORTANCE.  caps were used.  most important is butt.   nice snug pant on the butts.

6. you now look almost too good to be true.  you look better than true.  you look almost false.  so now it is up to you to find a womanly.  proceed to the phone book and turn pages.  find dance clubs.  if you do not find a dance club you may then use a hospital.  next you will go to one of these dance clubs.  make sure it is co-ed and proceed to the next step.

7. simply walk to a person.  woman can be distinguished from not a woman simply by looking down a shirt.  if woman objects to this look you must not falter!  explain to feeble mind that you are making sure of their woman so you do not make surprise lay time with not a woman.  proceed to the step 8.

8. ask woman if she enjoys your body partisans.  woman is easily aroused so she will either proceed to kiss your oral or she will slap your oral.  if she slaps your oral she is not a woman.  perhaps you did not follow step 7.  however if step 7 is accurately perform then you will not worry about slap to the oral.  proceed to step 9.

9. almost there.  almost winning a heart.  next step you will tell her of your achieve.  do not worry about being truth.  you can tell her you own a house and you own a fine speeding car without it being truth.  woman instinct is to lend heart to a manly who has bad ass.  so be bad ass.  be a cowboy!  you may treat her horrible.   she will arouse.  final step is next and it is bed.

10.  before you know it you have body partisans in her body partisans.  after you finish with woman you must run away before she finds you have not a speeding car.


#2 14-01-2009, 02:32:17 AM
lol


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#4 14-01-2009, 08:45:57 AM
Now I will finally find a womanly for me!


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#5 14-01-2009, 15:29:12 PM
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#7 14-01-2009, 16:59:03 PM
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#8 14-01-2009, 20:22:14 PM
its true.



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#9 14-01-2009, 22:07:43 PM
I just don't shower and my manly aromas send women spiraling into a lust-filled daze and draws them towards me.




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#10 14-01-2009, 22:50:34 PM
i just cary a laptop thats constantly running big rigs, the ladies find it irresistible 


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