both yo dicks should be zapped

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

my dad could beat your dad up

Nuh-uh.

My dad has a bigger dong than your dad. I've checked.

That reminds me of the story of when my dad came to visit me for my birthday.  I was working at the porn store at the time, and he rode up from Fishkil, NY on his motorcycle, wearing Harley leathers from head to foot.  He didn't know that the video store I worked at was a porn store.  I didn't know he was going to be wearing his chaps.  So leaving with him for lunch only got weirder when I tried to explain to my manager that no, really, he's my dad.

any dad responsible for a one zmannzilla must have gold-plated testicles

Ask Grignr.  He'll also point out what precious metal his dad's gravy bombs are made of.

He sounds 14.

My dad likes to garden and read books.

My dad likes to garden too.  But the only book he likes is the Bible.  Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention - He's a devout Nazarene who studies the Bible so much, he actually had to learn rudimentary Hebrew to continue his studies.  I should have mentioned this before telling you the porn store story, it's actually funnier if you aren't me.

i have two dads beat that

Do mom's other two husbands count?  That would put my lifetime record up to three dads and two moms.  My full house beats your pair.

My dad is a lawyer :/

My dad is an alcoholic.

My dad is a GIANT unicorning ROBOT THAT SHOOTS LASERS PROBABLY.

I think Dad #3 could beat up my dad, but only because of the lasers.  So he could only probably beat up my dad.  The other two get owned by the front axle of a Harley Sportster 1200.

B-B-B-B-BAD BAD TO THE BONE!

Quote from: Grignr on 09-12-2008, 07:54:51 AM

My dad has a bigger dong than your dad. I've checked.

That reminds me of the story of when my dad came to visit me for my birthday.  I was working at the porn store at the time, and he rode up from Fishkil, NY on his motorcycle, wearing Harley leathers from head to foot.  He didn't know that the video store I worked at was a porn store.  I didn't know he was going to be wearing his chaps.  So leaving with him for lunch only got weirder when I tried to explain to my manager that no, really, he's my dad.

I lol'd

Quote from: Dissident on 09-12-2008, 11:22:57 AM

He sounds 14.

My dad likes to garden and read books.

My dad likes to garden too.  But the only book he likes is the Bible.  Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention - He's a devout Nazarene who studies the Bible so much, he actually had to learn rudimentary Hebrew to continue his studies.  I should have mentioned this before telling you the porn store story, it's actually funnier if you aren't me.

cool.

Quote from: OverTheRoadRigist on 09-12-2008, 19:00:50 PM

i have two dads beat that

Do mom's other two husbands count?  That would put my lifetime record up to three dads and two moms.  My full house beats your pair.

lol'd again

Also my dad also works out all the time and flew in fighter jets, he could kick all of your dad's asses.

oh yeah? mine was a freaking general. he could kill all you guys

In what military?

a covert disbanded one

a covert disbanded one

Ooh secretive.

The South Vietnamese army?

nah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Somali_Liberation_Front

Halfway through the grammar goes to total poo poo and I decided it wasn't worth reading and probably fake.  I mean really, what kind of military force has generals who are 4 feet tall?

I thought you said wikipedia was always right.

I also blame Ethiopia for world violence

just because you dont understand the language doesnt mean you can call it poo poo.
and I am like 6 foot 4 dude.

More like 4 foot 6 amirite

I thought you said wikipedia was always right.

I didn't see the totally legit and reliable "Source: U.S. Library of Congress" at the bottom

also I said probably.