and the fact that the game is SUB PAR.

Shipping mirror's edge isnt a "good" thing.

Is a typo, replace the Ps with more correct Ts.  And it's always good to get that stuff out of your system before it does any permanent damage with its colon breaking under the eye tattoo.

I'm on the third chapter.

Only played it for an hour so far :/ (It's going to be a 5 hour game if I keep up the same pace)

I'm gonna get the PC version fo' da mapzzz

Holy poo poo.


They REALLY need to make more outdoor maps.

The rest of the game is enclosed and consists of nothing but precision jumping. It's ridiculously slow and boring. That and you are required to fight like 15 people every level.


6/10

lol 10 point scales

real reviewers use a 1 point scale

real reviewers use scales based on their own made up number system with nonexistant numerals

real reviewers use scales based on their own made up number system with nonexistant numerals

After careful review, I give this comment Ф₪/۩Җ₪ Pjůntii

real reviewers use a 0-10 scale but 8 being mediocre so it doesn't look bad to advertisers

real reviewers use a 0-10 scale but 8 being mediocre so it doesn't look bad to advertisers

I unicorning lol'd at your new name



To stay on topic:


Here is a bad ass 2d flash version http://www.bornegames.com/?page_id=369


Best time is 80 seconds so far. I did mess up twice though.

Quote from: NIG-NOG STEALS ELECTION on 16-11-2008, 19:30:34 PM

real reviewers use a 0-10 scale but 8 being mediocre so it doesn't look bad to advertisers

I fetching lol'd at your new name

edit: phew that was close

Quote from: :PICARD: on 16-11-2008, 20:10:49 PM

Quote from: NIG-NOG STEALS ELECTION on 16-11-2008, 19:30:34 PM

real reviewers use a 0-10 scale but 8 being mediocre so it doesn't look bad to advertisers

I fetching lol'd at your new name

edit: phew that was close

wat

well he originally went off topic, tripping the off topic alarm

Here is a bad ass 2d flash version http://www.bornegames.com/?page_id=369

I actually enjoyed this.  No eye tattoo.  Not first-person.

On a side note, the main character looks and dresses like someone who smells of days-old hippie sweat.  Granted, most video game protagonists likely work up a healthy sweat, but something about parkour (a martial art based on running up buildings, running away from danger, getting nervous sweats as you run away from the danger, and running because goddamn it looks cool) tells me that all its practitioners smell like grungy BO.