I read WHOA GIANT VAGINA... was very excited.

I read WHOA GIANT VAGINA... was very excited.

Well, you read it wrong, Polevaults Arm WEINER.  Get your eyes checked.  And what the hell does your name mean?  Is it some sort of phallic thing?  Are you saying that your weiner is as big as a pole vaulter's arm, or as big as a pole vault, or as big as an arm holding a pole vault?  Whoa, if it's the last one, then your weiner must be shaped all kinds of weird.  Kind of like a skin crucifix.  Heh, actually that would be kind of cool.  You could be all macking to a chick, and pull your weiner out, and be all like, "Hey, Gweneth Paltrow, you're just in time for the second cumming", and she could be all like, "My name's not HOLY poo poo WHAT THE AICH-EEE-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS IS WRONG WITH YOUR JUNK DUDE?" and that's when you realize she's not Gweneth Paltrow she's actually that chick from the HeadOn commercials, but before you can do the "apply directly to the forehead" gag she's already screaming and freaking out, because your mutated man meat is making her feel all sorts of OHHHHHH, MOLERATS ARE WINNER, poo poo, I read that wrong and went off on a whole other tangent.

Anyways, I'm ZMannZilla.  Welcome to the forum.   

Hi ZmannZilla, thanks for warm welcome. Yes, molerats are phallic walking male reproductive organ used for procreation within a speciesses like beings without foreskin, but not mine.
Mines as big as all 3 things you mentioned together and MEGAONE balancing on top!

Anyway,