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#1 23-07-2008, 04:01:54 AM
Me and my friend made a group on facebook about how much we hate Obama and that he is an asshole. A few days (and couple hundred invites) later we have about 50 members. One of them unbeknown to me is a guy going by his first name of mark (not his actual name). He joined the group and posted saying about how Obama had a forged birth certificate and he instant messaged me telling me how wrong I was for saying he was going to destroy our government because he was the antichrist. I figured I would just hear out what he had to say but then he started telling me about southern baptism and how he is a strong believer in god and is just sad that his religion has roots tied into freemasons who he believed worshiped the devil. We disagreed on that but he continued to talk about how I am just misguided as well as other religions as well. Including: Scientology (well duh), Mormons, Catholics, Jews (jesus was jewish so apparently he is misguided), Buddhists, and Islamics just to name a few. Here is the second half of the conversation that we had: (note: I thought I was talking to another kid and taking it all as a joke) (I changed the names to protect identities) (I am Dave)

SPOILER (hover here to read)

10:36pmMark

which is what the high priest of the jews said in the temple when sacrificing a perfect lamb for the sins of israel

10:36pm Dave

Why would you sacrifice a lamb?

or a human?

sounds satanic to me

10:36pmMark

becauese god paid for your sin and gives you a pardon

no

listen a second and ill explain it

first satan is a counterfit

10:36pmDave

No he was an angel

10:36pmMark

he copies to mock god he wants his thrown

10:37pmDave

throne* you mean?

10:37pmMark

he was an angel who thought he could take his creator

10:37pmDave

or did i miss read that

10:37pmMark

yes throne lol

10:37pmDave

oh ok

sry go on

10:37pmMark

too much face book !

heres the deal

10:38pmMark

god provided the sacrfifice for sin by taking the form of a perfect (sinless) form and Jesus (god) paid the price for the sin that

separates us. we sin as humans and that separates us but god in his love came up with a way for us to have an out

let me finish

10:39pmDave

by stoning people to death who disagree with him. Real love there.

10:39pmMark

forgod so loved the world taht he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him (who he claimed to be) (the price

he paid) (the pardon accepted) would not perish but have everlasting life

10:39pmDave

wait

10:39pmMark

no judgement its false prophets

10:39pmDave

gave his only son

10:39pmMark

virgin birth

father god mother human

no sperm involved

god/man

10:40pmDave

no i get the virgin thing

baby just magically appeared in the uterus

but

you said he wasnt the son

10:40pmMark

no not magically

by the holy spirit

10:40pmDave

just him in human form

k

so he was holy spirit'd into mary

10:40pmMark

i dint say he wasnt the son

i said he wasnt just a man

10:40pmDave

yea u did

10:41pmMark

yup

10:41pmDave

you said jesus wasnt the son of god

they were just the same person

10:41pmMark

the bible says the holy spirity overshadowed mary

10:41pmDave

so it stalked her in a sense?

haunted I guess you could say?

10:41pmMark

lol

no

10:41pmDave

Do you believe in ghosts?

10:42pmMark

i beliveve ghosts are demonic spirits that seek to trick people into believing they are departed loved ones etc

10:42pmDave

so thats a yes?

10:43pmMark

the bible says that you cant cross over from the grave

ibelieve there are demons

10:43pmDave

so thats a direct contrasting idea from jesus then

10:43pmMark

who masquerade as departed spirits of humans

no

jesus is god

he overcame death

10:43pmDave

lazareth

I forgot how to spell his name

10:43pmMark

god broght him back true

but god can do that

10:44pmDave

lol

10:44pmMark

but people cant die and their spirits hang aruond

10:44pmDave

cause god can do anything. Quite convenient might I add.

10:44pmMark

can he not?

how bout this

10:44pmDave

make me grilled cheese

10:44pmMark

can god make a rock so big he cant pick it up?

think about that

10:44pmDave

how about this

who made god

you cant make yourself

10:45pmMark

true he has always existed remember god made time

he exists outside of time

great mystery

but he did creat us

10:45pmDave

so does the flying spaghetti monster

10:45pmMark

and he did reveal himself to us

gave us free will

and a way to redeem our sin which separates us

10:46pmDave

our brains gave that to us

religion took that away

10:46pmMark

god gave us brains

and free choice

10:46pmDave

and stoned us to death

10:46pmMark

for those aragant enough to say Hey im speaking for god

and lying in his name

their choice

10:46pmDave

and casting us to hell for disagreeing with him

sounds like a little kid

10:47pmMark

no not for disagreeing

10:47pmDave

yea

for disagreeing

10:47pmMark

for rejecting a free pardon

so you can do what u want?

he has laws for us

for your benefit

the commandments

10:47pmDave

Constitution was made for us..

OH!

I just remember

what do you think the ten commandments are?

10:47pmMark

let me ask you

10:47pmDave

I ASKED FIRST

NOT FAIR

10:48pmMark

when you have a kid and you have rules for him

ill answer

let me ask too and we can both answer

wouldnt u expect him to follow the rules?

10:48pmDave

no

because he is a little kid

10:48pmMark

the commandments are laws god handed down to moses

10:48pmDave

I know

10:49pmMark

so its ok if he walks into traffic

10:49pmDave

Sure

its his choice

10:49pmMark

its ok if he keeps throwing glass jars in the kitchen floor

10:49pmDave

I dont want him to

10:49pmMark

and striking matches

10:49pmDave

Once again

10:49pmMark

but u will just stand there and let him

10:49pmDave

I dont want him to

10:49pmMark

no consequences?

10:49pmDave

Wait is he a boy or girl?

10:49pmMark

either

and kills the pets

10:49pmDave

Boys do crazy things sometimes

10:50pmMark

pours arsenic and mercury in your wifes cerial

lol

10:50pmDave

I wouldn't have a pet

10:50pmMark

awwww

10:50pmDave

dogs are just lucifer in animal form

cats are other dieties

10:50pmMark

haha well i have 3 lil devils

10:50pmDave

I have one

10:50pmMark

well five if u count cats

10:50pmDave

well

three techinically

10:50pmMark

what do u have?

10:50pmDave

Bull mastiff

2 of those

10:51pmMark

awww

10:51pmDave

and a golden lab

10:51pmMark

cool

love labs

10:51pmDave

yourself

10:51pmMark

3 dachshunds

2 cats

10:51pmDave

AW!

weiner dogs?!

10:51pmMark

4 of them rescue animals

yup

10:51pmDave

Nice

10:51pmMark

i know what a 3 dog night is

lol

10:52pmDave

Chaos

10:52pmMark

remember that 70s rock group?

3 dog night?

thats a cold night that takes 3 dogs to keep warm

10:52pmDave

I would be lying if i said i did

10:52pmMark

you arent missing much lol

but its a cool name

10:52pmDave

sounds cool

Have you seen the new batman?

10:53pmMark

ok its one oclock and i have to be up early but we shall continue !

not yet i will tho

heard its awesome

10:53pmDave

Oh same here

10:53pmMark

read the book of john!

you havent seen it yet?

10:53pmDave

Ill illegally download the book of john off the internet tonight

and no i havent

10:53pmMark

lol well atleast im not the last one

i have dialup argh

10:54pmDave

SINNER!!!!!

10:54pmMark

they messed up the fiber optics in this section of town

10:54pmDave

Well have a good night

10:54pmMark

so we cant get it !!!

10:54pmDave

SAME HERE

10:54pmMark

u too sleep good!




----end


Not that all of that was very creepy but after I found out who I was ACTUALLY talking to I was very weirded out. My old assistant wrestling coach (who would always volunteer to weigh us (we had to be naked)).

I was kind of freaked out at this point so i deleted him as a friend and banned him from the group. Later that night i got a message from him saying "wow jeez: you sure get freaked out easy". WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Maybe I am just taking this too seriously but I am freaking out here.





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#2 23-07-2008, 08:37:51 AM
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#3 23-07-2008, 08:49:53 AM
It was fairly amusing.


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Funny, but only because I'm pretty sure he's serious




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#5 23-07-2008, 19:52:38 PM
Kill him, pedophiles are too sick to cure. Children are disgusting and useless and any sane person can't stand to be close to them, let alone unicorn them.


#6 24-07-2008, 03:13:10 AM
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#7 24-07-2008, 10:54:00 AM
Forged birth certificate wat? This sounds like some crazy Pron Haul supporter poo poo right there...


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#8 24-07-2008, 17:01:58 PM
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I'm supposing he knows who you are as well, in which case you should tell him that you have a long-standing policy of refusing to cavort with grown men who have seen your willy.  If he tries to weasel out (and he will), get stone serious and tell him that his "volunteer work" made him look like a pedophile, you are not interested in anything a pedophile has to say, and maybe he could re-think the whole "naked weighing thing", since, y'know, underwear isn't all that fetching heavy.


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Z. Mann Zilla
#9 24-07-2008, 19:31:21 PM
Sadly this story is true.

Yea i blocked all communication with him and I moved out of the state so I dont think I will be hearing from him any time soon.





#10 06-08-2008, 22:03:08 PM
- Last Edit: 06-08-2008, 22:06:47 PM





#11 06-08-2008, 22:29:00 PM
how did his cock taste non-heterosexual persongot?


#12 07-08-2008, 00:10:26 AM
- Last Edit: 07-08-2008, 06:03:27 AM
how did his cock taste non-heterosexual persongot?

Wouldn't know sadly :( Look at that hunk of a man though


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That was my junior high





#13 10-08-2008, 22:11:54 PM
Some douchebag actually wrote this about him


Warning: Wall-o-text (he is white)

Title: Yung Ass Hoes fetchin wit the Black Man's Life.. this is why i dont like white hoes (he is personally married to a white woman)


To start off, i want everyone to know who i am. I've personally known ARCHIE for about a decade now, and i'm not saying he did do it or he didn't do it, all I'm saying is that yeah Coach Archie's life is screwed forever now all because one or two little inconsiderate ungrateful little girls that weren't shown enough love by mommy and daddy and went looking for atttention in all the wrong places, and if they're parents really cared about they're kid they would of noticed something. I mean come on now here's a good example i was 14 when i started the whole smoking weed thing, now my mom never being around it in her life EVER picked up on it, and if you're seriously a parent of a 15-17yr. old girl and you're allowing them to leave the house dressed as they do and stay out in the streets until all hours of the night, then you should be the one behind bars in Archie's spot. And the weird thing is, i know who both the girls are and you know what, i do blame them because they were the one's who chose to pursue Archie, and i know for a fact that's how it went too. Archie has helped over hundreds of students that i've seen first hand in the past 7 years of teaching. Hell he was my 7th grade Social Studies teacher and mentor, and then he transferred to RHS where he became one of my high school football coaches and probably one of the biggest idols i looked up to after my father passed away when i was 15. Idk like i said to begin with, there's the possibility that Coach did do this and then there's the posibility that he didn't. All I know is that I LOVE THE GUY and if yall seriously start making judgements of this man becasuse of an investigation thats only been public for two days, well then i guess i have to pray for you tonight as well.. To the young ladies who came forward and to the ones that might be in the shadows still, i can't believe you would trade your "miserable" young teenage life to damage another's for the rest of his and his families, and this incident will only stick with you for a couple more years then everyone will forget. But say Archie didnt even do this but is convicted of it, sex offender for the rest of life.. OMG im losing it here, oh and this goes out to the first girl.. I HOPE YOUR MOM GOES TO TRIAL FOR WHATS PENDING WITH HER, AND GETS INCARCERATED AND DOES HER TIME TOO.. KARMAS A BITCH.

MY NAME IS MICHAEL BINKLEY, I'M PRETTY WELL KNOWN IN THE RICHARDSON COMMUNITY AND TO ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT IS ON ARCHIE'S SIDE, I AM TAKING DONATIONS TO BAIL HIM OUT AND ASSEMBLE A LEGAL TEAM. THANK YOU.

p.s. and to all the parents out there who think "oh no this can't be happening in America today" i want you to just look at your daughter the next time she walks through that front door and i want you to think about how you let her leave your house in the first place dressing as she does and acting as she does, oh yeah and remember that your baby girl is still 14. and anyways who is our government to tell us who you can and can't have a sexual relationship with?It really sounds like the middle east, but wait don't we call the middle east a 3rd world area and we believe they live barbaric lifestyles? hahah but hey atleast in the middle east, parents make their kids wear less revealing clothes, hell even grown ass women do over there. but this is the land of the free, a democratic nation, that is actually a dictatorship that is ran by the group we call our Congress. This is just an outrage and what i really want to know is why now? why is our country cracking down on teacher student relationships now? i mean we've been teaching education in this country for over 200 years and you know T-S relationships have been going on since then but you wanna do something about it now.. Americans in general as a society have become pathetic and thats why we are no longer taken serious anymore by other power-nations. You can say what you want and i value everyone's opinion and i hope everyone values mine as well. Those girls are undeserving of a normal life now, i mean if you were raped by Archie that'd be a different story but the 2 of you both told police it was consensual, and if thats the case and you told your camp counsl. that you couldn't break up with your high school boyfriend because he knew... you're just fetchin stupid. ahh I LOVE YOU ARCHIE!





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#14 10-08-2008, 22:32:39 PM
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OMG 14 year old girls are being told not to have sex with anyone they want until they are 18 but they can still leave the house looking like trollops and have sex with anyone they want when they are 18 this is SO worse than the middle east!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!


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#15 10-08-2008, 22:51:40 PM
OMG 14 year old girls are being told not to have sex with anyone they want until they are 18 but they can still leave the house looking like trollops and have sex with anyone they want when they are 18 this is SO worse than the middle east!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

The guy has to be a fetching ass backwards red neck.





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