Once upon a time
There was a little boy
Whose life was devoid
Of happiness and joy

Saddened with his fate
He searched for a light
Trekking through the mountains
His eyes saw an Holy sight

Right in front of him
A colossal machine stood up
It said "don't be afraid"
For I am Megaone

The boy was unsure
If such sight was real or not
Megaone then gave the child
A sparkling copy of BROTRR

Megaone told the boy
While patting him in the back
"You are now in possession
Of the Holy artifact"

The little child returned home
With an amazing story to tell
For it was now up to him
To spread the word of STELL

Once upon a time
There was a little boy
Whose life was devoid
Of happiness and joy

Saddened with his fate
He searched for a light
Trekking through the mountains
His eyes saw an Holy sight

Right in front of him
A colossal machine stood up
It said "don't be afraid"
For I am Megaone

The boy was unsure
If such sight was real or not
Megaone then gave the child
A sparkling copy of BROTRR

Megaone told the boy
While patting him in the back
"You are now in possession
Of the Holy artifact"

The little child returned home
With an amazing story to tell
For it was now up to him
To spread the word of STELL

OLD

Hark hark, ye Bidoofs, E.T.s and Shaquilles
The BROTRRs summon ye to join our throngs
For manly manly men, we've many pills
(That's many MANY pills, n00b... Also, dongs)
Come join The BROTRRhood, so tightly weaved
Mere thought of seeing its design undone
'Twould be as listing of the LOSER deeds
Of Sunrise W12 and Megaone
Youre WINNER dot com!  Where everything is GREAK!
(This sonnet's copyright 2008)

A+

Hark hark, ye Bidoofs, E.T.s and Shaquilles
The BROTRRs summon ye to join our throngs
For manly manly men, we've many pills
(That's many MANY pills, n00b... Also, dongs)
Come join The BROTRRhood, so tightly weaved
Mere thought of seeing its design undone
'Twould be as listing of the LOSER deeds
Of Sunrise W12 and Megaone
Youre WINNER dot com!  Where everything is GREAK!
(This sonnet's copyright 2008)

Everything is indeed GREAK, including that poem.
+1 CP

    Mine eyes have seen the WINNER of the coming of LORD STELL:
    He is trampling out the sites where the coward LOSERs are stored;
    He hath loosed the WINNER lightning of the majestic FOUR RIGS:
    His truth is marching on.

        (Chorus)
        WINNER, WINNER, we will triumph!
        WINNER, WINNER, we will triumph!
        WINNER, WINNER, we will triumph!
        LORD STELL will guide us all.

    I have seen RIGS in the watch-fires of a hundred monitors,
    They have build STELL an altar in the RUSSIAN MOUNTAIN PEAKS;
    I can read His RIGMANDMENTS by the bright and flaring glare:
    His RIG is trucking on.

        Chorus
        BROTRRers, BROTRRers, we will triumph!
        BROTRRers, BROTRRers, we will triumph!
        BROTRRers, BROTRRers, we will triumph!
        Our flag flies above all.

    He has sounded forth the THUNDER that shall never call retreat;
    He is crushing all the LOSERS before His judgment-seat:
    Oh, be swift, my CARGO, to answer Him! be jubilant, my RIG!
    Our STELL is marching on.

        Chorus
        Glory, glory, ye FOUR RIGS!
        Glory, glory, ye FOUR RIGS!
        Glory, glory, ye FOUR RIGS!
        Earth shall be WINNER once more.

This is the most WINNER topic I've seen in a while

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
SHOW THE WORLD THAT  YOU'RE WINNER!
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
GO WITH THE BROTRR KLAN

WE ARE A SACRED BROTHERHOOD WHO LOVE OUR VIDYA TRUE
WE ALWAYS CAN BE COUNTED ON WHEN THERE'S A JOB TO DO
WE SERVE OUR MOTHERLAND DAY AND NIGHT TO KEEP IT ALWAYS FREE
AND PROUDLY WEAR OUR ROBES OF WHITE PROTECTING WINNERNESS

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
SHOW THE WORLD THAT  YOU'RE WINNER!
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
GO WITH THE BROTRR KLAN

THE BOOK OF RIGISM CALLS SO GLORY TO OUR SYMBOLS OF THE MAN\
A SWORD IN WATER, ROBE AND HOOD PORTRAY OUR NOBLE CLAN
IN SEARCH OF PEACE AND LIBERTY WE PLEDGE OUR HEARTS AND HANDS
WE MUST DEFEAT THE LOSER SCUM TO SAVE OUR WINNER LAND

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
SHOW THE WORLD THAT  YOU'RE WINNER!
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
GO WITH THE BROTRR KLAN

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
SHOW THE WORLD THAT  YOU'RE WINNER!
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED,
GO WITH THE BROTRRR KLAN

Take no poo poo from anyone because the Rigists rule
We'll fight the GameSpotters, Navarro is a fool
Try to take our internet, and give it to the non-heterosexual persons
Won't take it anymore, gonna stand and wave our flag

LOSER, LOSER, get on the boat
LOSER, LOSER, row
LOSER, LOSER, get out of here
LOSER, LOSER, go, go, go

They flame us on the message boards, they're tryin' to hack our site
Won't let them do that poo poo, because we'll win this fight
Thought they'd crack our MD5, but Cirus shut 'em down
Showed 'em all that WINNER is the strongest force of all

LOSER, LOSER, get on the boat
LOSER, LOSER, row
LOSER, LOSER, get out of here
LOSER, LOSER, go, go, go

LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!

LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!

We've got to love this WINNER site, and fight to keep it ours
Never going to give it up, we'll fight with all our power
And if they try to take it then we'll fight them to the death
And in the end, the Rigists win, 'cause there won't be no rest

LOSER, LOSER, get on the boat
LOSER, LOSER, row
LOSER, LOSER, get out of here
LOSER, LOSER, go, go, go

LOSER, LOSER, get on the boat
LOSER, LOSER, row
LOSER, LOSER, get out of here
LOSER, LOSER, go, go, go

LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out out!
LOSER LOSER out on the boat

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Awesome stuff, guys.