Quote from: Blowjob Jacksoff on 07-03-2008, 18:51:45 PM

From the idiotic unlearned masses, seriously I can name 10 kids off of the top of my head who loved this movie and the movies that came before it

Is horseface one of them?

apparently.  he broke up with her for being dumb or something

Quote from: Cum Burping Gutter Slut on 08-03-2008, 01:33:07 AM

Quote from: Blowjob Jacksoff on 07-03-2008, 18:51:45 PM

From the idiotic unlearned masses, seriously I can name 10 kids off of the top of my head who loved this movie and the movies that came before it

Is horseface one of them?

apparently.  he broke up with her for being dumb or something

actually it was because I was tired of putting forth the effort to maintain the relationship and I prefer being alone huddled in the darkness typing on my computer with people I barely know to actual human interaction

don't we all

Thanks guys
 

Quote from: Dissident on 08-03-2008, 02:19:26 AM

Quote from: Cum Burping Gutter Slut on 08-03-2008, 01:33:07 AM

Quote from: Blowjob Jacksoff on 07-03-2008, 18:51:45 PM

From the idiotic unlearned masses, seriously I can name 10 kids off of the top of my head who loved this movie and the movies that came before it

Is horseface one of them?

apparently.  he broke up with her for being dumb or something

actually it was because I was tired of putting forth the effort to maintain the relationship and I prefer being alone huddled in the darkness typing on my computer with people I barely know to actual human interaction

We have something in common after all

Quote from: Dissident on 08-03-2008, 02:19:26 AM

Quote from: Cum Burping Gutter Slut on 08-03-2008, 01:33:07 AM

Quote from: Blowjob Jacksoff on 07-03-2008, 18:51:45 PM

From the idiotic unlearned masses, seriously I can name 10 kids off of the top of my head who loved this movie and the movies that came before it

Is horseface one of them?

apparently.  he broke up with her for being dumb or something

actually it was because I was tired of putting forth the effort to maintain the relationship and I prefer being alone huddled in the darkness typing on my computer with people I barely know to actual human interaction

AIN'T LIFE GRAND

I make that revelation quite often.

Whenever I see some people at school, yknow, laughing, and having fun, (among other completely pointless bullpoo poo) I just tell myself, hey, Joe, you know what would be so much better than that piss-poor excuse for a weekend? BEATING OFF FURIOUSLY AS MANY TIMES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE! And then I skip home with a smile on my face and an erection in my pants.

I make that revelation quite often.

Whenever I see some people at school, yknow, laughing, and having fun, (among other completely pointless bullpoo poo) I just tell myself, hey, Joe, you know what would be so much better than that piss-poor excuse for a weekend? BEATING OFF FURIOUSLY AS MANY TIMES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE! And then I skip home with a smile on my face and an erection in my pants.

That brought a tear to my eye, THANK YOU

Super is as super does. Finally, the guys behind the outrageously silly Scary Movie franchise have used their own ‘special powers’ to spoof superhero movies. After being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly, high school loser Rick Riker develop superhuman abilities like incredible strength and armored skin. Rick decides to use his new powers for good and becomes a costumed crime fighter known as “The Dragonfly”. However, standing in the way of his destiny is the villainous Lou Landers. After an experiment gone wrong, Lou develops the power to steal a person’s life force and in a dastardly quest for immortality becomes the supervillain, “The Hourglass.” With unimaginable strength, unbelievable speed and deeply uncomfortable tights, will the Dragonfly be able to stop the sands of The Hourglass and save the world? More importantly, will we stop laughing long enough to notice?

wow so many funny jokes there

The part with the nail gun made me lol, the part with the fork slightly less so.

I lol'd at the lady in the tree grinding thing only because I like that sort of thing

Seems like utter crap. And what the fetch fetching poo poo fetchfesting motherfetch is Brent Spiner doing in it?

It looks infinitely better than other parody movies.  Of course, that still means it will probably suck.