Tomorrow at 2 my SLUMlord is going to come in my house to "Inspect doors inside premises"

My doors are working fine, thank you, that's how I keep your bitch ass out!

And ofc I have the 2 cats my stupid whore sister abandoned that he doesn't know about.

Will my bitch cunt sister watch her own cats while he's inspecting???? Bet not

(yeah I call my own sister and stupid whore and a bitch cunt, if PC police wanna arrest me that's fine)

You're under arrest you nob.

Deep breaths steev

just found out from my neighbor he found a busted up door in one of our garbage cans, so he just wants to check that we didn't tear down any of our doors (LOL).

That reminds me of the time my roommate in Colorado got drunk and kicked his door down, I'm calmed down now

my neighbor is gonna watch the cats for me too so that's cool

my cousin was throwing a party once and one of his friends decided to pass out in my cousins room and lock the door so we smashed it open with a hammer, good times

it's quarter 2 3 n he still didn't come. why is he playing these mind games w/ me

What about now

No he didn't show. Idk yesterday I had a note on my door saying he was coming, then this morning he texted us asking if the door in the trash was from our apartment and we said no. So maybe he just believed us???

I still worry about him coming this Sunday because that's usually when he brings his stupid children here to pick up all the trash I leave around the apartments

Urinate on every apartment so your landlord recognizes that it is your territory

But won't the landlord be mad because now the whole building smells like piss??

it smelled like piss before i got here!

it smelled like piss before i got here!

That's the landlord's scent, you have to outdo him

Ok now Cirus' plan makes sense