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Man Saturday Night Live is even worse than I remembered.

i dont get it

Here's a little Portugues humor I wrote starring Herman Jose:

Herman is working at a shoe store and this lady with GIANT feet comes in. None of the shoes will fit her, but  she decides to try a pair anyway.
The woman struggles: "Sir, can you help me? I think there's something wrong with these shoes!"

The customer is always right, so Herman obliges.....

Herman can't get the shoes on her big-ass feet either. Suddenly, he trips and falls on top of the woman!

Woman: "Eww, get off of me, you perve!"

Her boyfriend, who was across the street at Taco Bell (a classy American restaurant) , hears his girlfriend crying for help, so he rushes to the shoe store

Boyfriend: "What is going on, who is this!?"

Herman: "It is Herman Jose!"

Boyfriend: "Her man, Jose?? No, I AM HER MAN, MARTIN!"

Her boyfriend hits Herman with a superkick right to the jaw!

Boyfriend: "C'mon babe, let's go to Taco Bell"
and then they went

Herman: "OHHH NOOO, NOT AGAIN!!"
*audience laughs*

Can you please dumb that down for me, I am Portuguese so I can't read such long things

hahaha

sorry i can't simplify it any further, it's a really complex joke

Here's a simpler Portuguese joke I wrote:

Herman took a 2nd job at a pizzaria because he kneaded the dough!

how do you lol in Portuguese