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#46 10-01-2008, 14:05:57 PM
Do your research on Samus Aran's abilities and weapons and tell me if Duke Nukem stands a snowball's chance in hell or not.

It's pretty funny that you do that yourself, moreso that you expect us to do it.

Anyway as I mentioned before Duke could hack the game and make himself invulnerable. Samus can't hack the game because all her games are on read-only format.

And if Samus did somehow beat duke, FIDDY CENT would step in and beat samus by turning off the game console.

Yeah, that is if even Samus gives Duke a chance to hack her game before she melts him with the nova beam.

In addition, this is only Samus vs. Duke Nukem, so no one can interfere.

But if you want to play the Outside Interference Card, even if Duke somehow does manage to hurt Samus badly, Rundas and all the other fellow bounty hunters working with her from the Galactic Federation will be summoned to the place they're fighting and hunt both Duke and Fiddy down and rip their intestines and feed them to the alien species of Zebes. Top that.

God would come down and smite the galactic federation.

But Samus couldn't hurt Fiddy Cent because she's not real.

God isn't in this fight and plus he doesn't directly interfere with mortal affairs in our universe anymore, so your point is null and void.

Fine, Zeus and The Almighty Olympians will descend and smite Duke, Fiddy, and everyone else in this forum, no sweat.

and Fiddy can't do poo poo to Samus, cause Samus has her colleagues there to hunt him down.


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#47 10-01-2008, 14:13:56 PM
God isn't in this fight and plus he doesn't directly interfere with mortal affairs in our universe anymore, so your point is null and void.

Fine, Zeus and The Almighty Olympians will descend and smite Duke, Fiddy, and everyone else in this forum, no sweat.

and Fiddy can't do poo poo to Samus, cause Samus has her colleagues there to hunt him down.

Fiddy has his G-Unit there to bust their asses, and legions of black fans. In fact since fiddy's so :ballin: nearly everyone on Earth would come to his aid. Also, 50 Cent, the G-Unit and everyone on Earth have the advantage of being real people and thus have supreme control over video game characters.

Let's see Fiddy survive even a single power beam shot to the head.


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#48 10-01-2008, 15:01:07 PM
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Dear Klayotic

Samus is a FICTIONAL character using FICTIONAL technology from the FICTIONAL far future. She fights FICTIONAL

bosses on FICTIONAL planets filled with FICTIONAL creatures. She has ability without her FICTIONAL suit that uses

FICTIONAL TECHNOLOGY TO DO IMPOSSIBLE FICTIONAL THINGS. because A FICTIONAL 

SPECIES trained her or something silly on a FICTIONAL PLANET IN A FICTIONAL SOLAR SYSTEM IN THE FICTIONAL

FAR FUTURE WITH FICTIONAL ALIENS AND FICTIONAL SILLY PLOTS.



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Dear Klayotic

Samus is a FICTIONAL character using FICTIONAL technology from the FICTIONAL far future. She fights FICTIONAL

bosses on FICTIONAL planets filled with FICTIONAL creatures. She has ability without her FICTIONAL suit that uses

FICTIONAL TECHNOLOGY TO DO IMPOSSIBLE FICTIONAL THINGS. because A FICTIONAL 

SPECIES trained her or something silly on a FICTIONAL PLANET IN A FICTIONAL SOLAR SYSTEM IN THE FICTIONAL

FAR FUTURE WITH FICTIONAL ALIENS AND FICTIONAL SILLY PLOTS.


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#50 10-01-2008, 15:16:08 PM
God isn't in this fight and plus he doesn't directly interfere with mortal affairs in our universe anymore, so your point is null and void.

Fine, Zeus and The Almighty Olympians will descend and smite Duke, Fiddy, and everyone else in this forum, no sweat.

and Fiddy can't do poo poo to Samus, cause Samus has her colleagues there to hunt him down.

Fiddy has his G-Unit there to bust their asses, and legions of black fans. In fact since fiddy's so :ballin: nearly everyone on Earth would come to his aid. Also, 50 Cent, the G-Unit and everyone on Earth have the advantage of being real people and thus have supreme control over video game characters.

Let's see Fiddy survive even a single power beam shot to the head.

Let's see Samus survive having the power lead removed.

we'll see. Besides even if you did turn off the console, Samus will always be there and her games will always be made.


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#51 10-01-2008, 21:35:24 PM
you are so laughably childish.


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#52 10-01-2008, 22:15:08 PM
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God isn't in this fight and plus he doesn't directly interfere with mortal affairs in our universe anymore, so your point is null and void.

Fine, Zeus and The Almighty Olympians will descend and smite Duke, Fiddy, and everyone else in this forum, no sweat.

and Fiddy can't do poo poo to Samus, cause Samus has her colleagues there to hunt him down.

Fiddy has his G-Unit there to bust their asses, and legions of black fans. In fact since fiddy's so :ballin: nearly everyone on Earth would come to his aid. Also, 50 Cent, the G-Unit and everyone on Earth have the advantage of being real people and thus have supreme control over video game characters.

Let's see Fiddy survive even a single power beam shot to the head.

Let's see Samus survive having the power lead removed.

we'll see. Besides even if you did turn off the console, Samus will always be there and her games will always be made.
and what's she going to do?  Hurl herself in cartridge form at him?




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#53 10-01-2008, 22:57:44 PM
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Klayotic; by your standards, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Reimu_Hakurei kicks Samus's ass any day.
Do you think Samus could survive

?

Not to mention the one pixel hitbox (a bullet hell staple), so good luck getting a single shot in, seeing as you gotta charge that poo poo.

Regardless any main character from a bullet hell game would wipe the floor with Samus.

God I feel Ilike a non-heterosexual persongot now.

I really don't feel like using any more logical statements, because I could easily write a paragraph refuting your claims.


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#54 10-01-2008, 23:02:16 PM
Klayotic; by your standards, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Reimu_Hakurei kicks Samus's ass any day.
Do you think Samus could survive

?

Not to mention the one pixel hitbox (a bullet hell staple), so good luck getting a single shot in, seeing as you gotta charge that poo poo.

Regardless any main character from a bullet hell game would wipe the floor with Samus.

God I feel I a non-heterosexual persongot now.

I really don't feel like using any more logical statements, because I could easily write a paragraph refuting your claims.

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#55 11-01-2008, 14:26:04 PM
HOLY poo poo I MISSED A GREAT TOPIC...


#56 11-01-2008, 19:23:44 PM
Klayotic; by your standards, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Reimu_Hakurei kicks Samus's ass any day.
Do you think Samus could survive

?

Not to mention the one pixel hitbox (a bullet hell staple), so good luck getting a single shot in, seeing as you gotta charge that poo poo.

Regardless any main character from a bullet hell game would wipe the floor with Samus.

God I feel Ilike a non-heterosexual persongot now.

I really don't feel like using any more logical statements, because I could easily write a paragraph refuting your claims.

I checked on wikipedia and they seem fine, but for the sake of argument defense:

Pfffttt..... What's the best thing the "Bullet Hell" characters can do? Hit me with their music notes to death?

You think any one of them can stand up to the entire Space Pirates army, the Metroids, the Ing, and the X Parasites? Well Samus beated all of them and hell she even fought a deadly clone of herself and she's taken way more than they and duke could ever take. 


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#57 11-01-2008, 19:26:35 PM
Klayotic; by your standards, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Reimu_Hakurei kicks Samus's ass any day.
Do you think Samus could survive

?

Not to mention the one pixel hitbox (a bullet hell staple), so good luck getting a single shot in, seeing as you gotta charge that poo poo.

Regardless any main character from a bullet hell game would wipe the floor with Samus.

God I feel Ilike a non-heterosexual persongot now.

I really don't feel like using any more logical statements, because I could easily write a paragraph refuting your claims.

I checked on wikipedia and they seem fine, but for the sake of argument defense:

Pfffttt..... What's the best thing the "Bullet Hell" characters can do? Hit me with their music notes to death?

You think any one of them can stand up to the entire Space Pirates army, the Metroids, the Ing, and the X Parasites? Well Samus beated all of them and hell she even fought a deadly clone of herself and she's taken way more than they and duke could ever take. 
Samus's kiddy ray is no match for those laserz


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You think any one of them can stand up to the entire Space Pirates army, the Metroids, the Ing, and the X Parasites? Well Samus beated all of them and hell she even fought a deadly clone of herself and she's taken way more than they and duke could ever take. 




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#59 11-01-2008, 19:38:26 PM
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#60 11-01-2008, 19:42:16 PM
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Klayotic; by your standards, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Reimu_Hakurei kicks Samus's ass any day.
Do you think Samus could survive

?

Not to mention the one pixel hitbox (a bullet hell staple), so good luck getting a single shot in, seeing as you gotta charge that poo poo.

Regardless any main character from a bullet hell game would wipe the floor with Samus.

God I feel Ilike a non-heterosexual persongot now.

I really don't feel like using any more logical statements, because I could easily write a paragraph refuting your claims.

I checked on wikipedia and they seem fine, but for the sake of argument defense:

Pfffttt..... What's the best thing the "Bullet Hell" characters can do? Hit me with their music notes to death?

You think any one of them can stand up to the entire Space Pirates army, the Metroids, the Ing, and the X Parasites? Well Samus beated all of them and hell she even fought a deadly clone of herself and she's taken way more than they and duke could ever take. 
They all have the ability to avoid a ridiculous amount of bullets, and seeing as you gotta charge her shot.

And is the type of attack any different than the thing Samus shoots? Musical notes? Really?


Aside from color and shot pattern, there isn't much of a difference between the two besides the firing rate.
 
But all these points are moot if you keep in mind the most important factor; the ability of the character all depends on the skill of the player. LIKE EVERY OTHER CHARACTER MENTIONED IN THIS TOPIC. You present all these things that "she's" beaten, but I can tell you without batting an eye nobody's beaten a Metroid game on their first try, on hard, without dieing a single time.
Sure she can kill the "the entire Space Pirates army, the Metroids, the Ing, and the X Parasites," but not without needing to respawn quite a few times.
This HUGE thing gets overlooked in most of these bullpoo poo "Battle of the Fictitious Video Game Character" threads.


Now that I've kept this at a logical level, time for me to indulge in my inner flame war veteran; lol beated.

also
hey klayotic have you ever touched a girl before
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