Did somebody say "watch"????

Check out this fine example of high horology meeting steampunk!

http://imgur.com/a/sjbBF

what a gay watch

Yeah it's really stupid

I would just like to point out that the original post doesn't even make any sense.  A more accurate title would be "A saltshaker with a deadly weapon" which ruins the pun.

The least believable part of that story is that somebody with such a childish sense of humor was invited to a party.

Shut your whore mouth, I get invited to parties all the time.

You have really cool facial hair though

I knew there was a reason everyone kept telling me to shut up while they were petting me.

I would just like to point out that the original post doesn't even make any sense.  A more accurate title would be "A saltshaker with a deadly weapon" which ruins the pun.

I'm assuming "Salt" refers to a race of salt people with hands and faces, this is no ordinary saltshaker
you're taking this joke with a grain of NOT salt, but dick, and it's really annoying....

See you later, windows8er

guns are not deadly weapons, they are tools

A Grain Of Dick is my new band name.

Wow that is good advice. I will now always pay people less because my parents were not rich.