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Update on the life of Schindler
 
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Schindy
#1 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
So, Mr. Eric Schindler is back to BROTRR.  I have been far far away at college.  By far far away, I mean a 2 hour drive (or 1 hour and 15 min with the way I drive).  One day I woke up with a nasty pain in my left ball.  The pain wouldn't go away and I experienced my signs of testicular cancer.  I finally went to the urologist, whose name was BJ Leak (no joke), and luckily it was just an infection.  I had to take medicine which made me sleep 16 hours a day.  When the infection was almost healed, someone decided to punch me in the balls.  It was re-infected.  So I had to continue the medication for another month. 

I am living at an apartment with a hot girl and some guy.  There have been several parties (by several, I mean way too many).  I am now poor because booze costs too much and I can't find a job.  Not even as a midget thrower or male prostitute.  But a few nights ago I went to a party and got wasted.  After praising the porcelain gods for hours, and passing out with my forehead on the rim of the toilet, I went home (my forehead still hurts).  My aunt happened to be there and wants me to paint her basement.  So now I am financially secure, at least for a little bit. 

School was a bitch.  My teacher for Ancient Greece History complained that we aren't as smart as Princeton students (where she used to work).  I wanted to slap her with my cock, but I withheld the temptation.  Then my teacher in Political Science took off 2 letter grades (from an A to C) for missing too many classes (despite being sick with a nasty infection).  But I got my poly sci minor anyways.  So take that black man!

2 girls have rejected me this semester.  Whatever.  They were poo heads... and Cubs fans... gross. 

People here question my sexuality because I act flamboyantly gay all the time for poo poos and giggles.  I wonder why I can't have sex with six or seven guys and not be gay.  And why can't men be feminists? 

I swear I'm not a communist.



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#3 28-12-2007, 10:21:13 AM
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fetch you EJ
You're the only one who doesn't care about this epic return.


gamer8r
#4 28-12-2007, 11:18:17 AM
I didnt vote all because the last 2 choices suck.

Also welcome back.


Grignr
#5 28-12-2007, 11:19:26 AM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
someone decided to punch me in the balls.

Yeah, I get that a lot, too >_>


Cirus
#6 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM


bjorno the hedgehog
#7 28-12-2007, 14:38:31 PM
Sounds like a grand old time, except the ball infections, the drunkenness, and the political sciences.



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#8 28-12-2007, 15:24:53 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
So, Mr. Eric Schindler is back to BROTRR.  I have been far far away at college.  By far far away, I mean a 2 hour drive (or 1 hour and 15 min with the way I drive).  One day I woke up with a nasty pain in my left ball.  The pain wouldn't go away and I experienced my signs of testicular cancer.  I finally went to the urologist, whose name was BJ Leak (no joke), and luckily it was just an infection.  I had to take medicine which made me sleep 16 hours a day.  When the infection was almost healed, someone decided to punch me in the balls.  It was re-infected.  So I had to continue the medication for another month. 

I am living at an apartment with a hot girl and some guy.  There have been several parties (by several, I mean way too many).  I am now poor because booze costs too much and I can't find a job.  Not even as a midget thrower or male prostitute.  But a few nights ago I went to a party and got wasted.  After praising the porcelain gods for hours, and passing out with my forehead on the rim of the toilet, I went home (my forehead still hurts).  My aunt happened to be there and wants me to paint her basement.  So now I am financially secure, at least for a little bit. 

School was a bitch.  My teacher for Ancient Greece History complained that we aren't as smart as Princeton students (where she used to work).  I wanted to slap her with my cock, but I withheld the temptation.  Then my teacher in Political Science took off 2 letter grades (from an A to C) for missing too many classes (despite being sick with a nasty infection).  But I got my poly sci minor anyways.  So take that black man!

2 girls have rejected me this semester.  Whatever.  They were poo heads... and Cubs fans... gross. 

People here question my sexuality because I act flamboyantly gay all the time for poo poos and giggles.  I wonder why I can't have sex with six or seven guys and not be gay.  And why can't men be feminists? 

I swear I'm not a communist.



lol took me a while to figure out who you were.

sup broseph


Schindy
#9 28-12-2007, 16:08:14 PM
Quote from: bjorno on 28-12-2007, 14:38:31 PM
Sounds like a grand old time, except the ball infections and the political sciences.

Fix'd


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#10 28-12-2007, 16:14:28 PM
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Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 13:28:36 PM
Quote from: Cirus on 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
and Cubs fans... gross. 

what

I agree man what the hell is a cubs fan


wait do you really not know?


bjorno the hedgehog
#11 28-12-2007, 16:44:20 PM
Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 16:17:10 PM
Quote from: Joe on 28-12-2007, 16:14:28 PM
Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 13:28:36 PM
Quote from: Cirus on 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
and Cubs fans... gross. 

what

I agree man what the hell is a cubs fan


wait do you really not know?

I assume cubs are some form of sports team but no idea what sport. I could easily find out but a combination of me being lazy and not caring is prohibiting this.

It doesn't matter which sport, they are bad at all of them.



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Grignr
#12 28-12-2007, 17:03:10 PM
Quote from: bjorno on 28-12-2007, 16:44:20 PM
Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 16:17:10 PM
Quote from: Joe on 28-12-2007, 16:14:28 PM
Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 13:28:36 PM
Quote from: Cirus on 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
and Cubs fans... gross. 

what

I agree man what the hell is a cubs fan


wait do you really not know?

I assume cubs are some form of sports team but no idea what sport. I could easily find out but a combination of me being lazy and not caring is prohibiting this.

It doesn't matter which sport, they are bad at all of them.
I don't have any idea what these cubs are either but I can sure as hell tell that they were own'd right here.


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#13 28-12-2007, 17:22:15 PM
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No, you morons, he's talking about fans of actual bear cubs.

Schindler don't like them furries.


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#14 28-12-2007, 18:39:00 PM
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Posting in an epic wschindler topic


Snooping as usual I see
#15 28-12-2007, 21:23:36 PM
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Welcome back schindler!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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