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Update on the life of Schindler

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Schindy

#1 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM

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So, Mr. Eric Schindler is back to BROTRR. I have been far far away at college. By far far away, I mean a 2 hour drive (or 1 hour and 15 min with the way I drive). One day I woke up with a nasty pain in my left ball. The pain wouldn't go away and I experienced my signs of testicular cancer. I finally went to the urologist, whose name was BJ Leak (no joke), and luckily it was just an infection. I had to take medicine which made me sleep 16 hours a day. When the infection was almost healed, someone decided to punch me in the balls. It was re-infected. So I had to continue the medication for another month.

I am living at an apartment with a hot girl and some guy. There have been several parties (by several, I mean way too many). I am now poor because booze costs too much and I can't find a job. Not even as a midget thrower or male prostitute. But a few nights ago I went to a party and got wasted. After praising the porcelain gods for hours, and passing out with my forehead on the rim of the toilet, I went home (my forehead still hurts). My aunt happened to be there and wants me to paint her basement. So now I am financially secure, at least for a little bit.

School was a bitch. My teacher for Ancient Greece History complained that we aren't as smart as Princeton students (where she used to work). I wanted to slap her with my cock, but I withheld the temptation. Then my teacher in Political Science took off 2 letter grades (from an A to C) for missing too many classes (despite being sick with a nasty infection). But I got my poly sci minor anyways. So take that black man!

2 girls have rejected me this semester. Whatever. They were poo heads... and Cubs fans... gross.

People here question my sexuality because I act flamboyantly gay all the time for poo poos and giggles. I wonder why I can't have sex with six or seven guys and not be gay. And why can't men be feminists?

I swear I'm not a communist.

#3 28-12-2007, 10:21:13 AM

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#4 28-12-2007, 11:18:17 AM

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I didnt vote all because the last 2 choices suck.

Also welcome back.

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#5 28-12-2007, 11:19:26 AM

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Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM

someone decided to punch me in the balls.

Yeah, I get that a lot, too >_>

#6 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM

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Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM

and Cubs fans... gross.

what

#7 28-12-2007, 14:38:31 PM

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Sounds like a grand old time, except the ball infections, the drunkenness, and the political sciences.

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Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM

So, Mr. Eric Schindler is back to BROTRR. I have been far far away at college. By far far away, I mean a 2 hour drive (or 1 hour and 15 min with the way I drive). One day I woke up with a nasty pain in my left ball. The pain wouldn't go away and I experienced my signs of testicular cancer. I finally went to the urologist, whose name was BJ Leak (no joke), and luckily it was just an infection. I had to take medicine which made me sleep 16 hours a day. When the infection was almost healed, someone decided to punch me in the balls. It was re-infected. So I had to continue the medication for another month.

I am living at an apartment with a hot girl and some guy. There have been several parties (by several, I mean way too many). I am now poor because booze costs too much and I can't find a job. Not even as a midget thrower or male prostitute. But a few nights ago I went to a party and got wasted. After praising the porcelain gods for hours, and passing out with my forehead on the rim of the toilet, I went home (my forehead still hurts). My aunt happened to be there and wants me to paint her basement. So now I am financially secure, at least for a little bit.

School was a bitch. My teacher for Ancient Greece History complained that we aren't as smart as Princeton students (where she used to work). I wanted to slap her with my cock, but I withheld the temptation. Then my teacher in Political Science took off 2 letter grades (from an A to C) for missing too many classes (despite being sick with a nasty infection). But I got my poly sci minor anyways. So take that black man!

2 girls have rejected me this semester. Whatever. They were poo heads... and Cubs fans... gross.

People here question my sexuality because I act flamboyantly gay all the time for poo poos and giggles. I wonder why I can't have sex with six or seven guys and not be gay. And why can't men be feminists?

I swear I'm not a communist.

lol took me a while to figure out who you were.

sup broseph

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#9 28-12-2007, 16:08:14 PM

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Quote from: bjorno on 28-12-2007, 14:38:31 PM

Sounds like a grand old time, except the ball infections and the political sciences.

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Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 13:28:36 PM

Quote from: Cirus on 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
and Cubs fans... gross.

what

I agree man what the hell is a cubs fan

wait do you really not know?

#11 28-12-2007, 16:44:20 PM

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Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 16:17:10 PM

Quote from: Joe on 28-12-2007, 16:14:28 PM
Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 13:28:36 PM
Quote from: Cirus on 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
and Cubs fans... gross.

what

I agree man what the hell is a cubs fan

wait do you really not know?

I assume cubs are some form of sports team but no idea what sport. I could easily find out but a combination of me being lazy and not caring is prohibiting this.

It doesn't matter which sport, they are bad at all of them.

cheers m8

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#12 28-12-2007, 17:03:10 PM

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Quote from: bjorno on 28-12-2007, 16:44:20 PM

Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 16:17:10 PM
Quote from: Joe on 28-12-2007, 16:14:28 PM
Quote from: EJ on 28-12-2007, 13:28:36 PM
Quote from: Cirus on 28-12-2007, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Schindy on 28-12-2007, 06:57:19 AM
and Cubs fans... gross.

what

I agree man what the hell is a cubs fan

wait do you really not know?

I assume cubs are some form of sports team but no idea what sport. I could easily find out but a combination of me being lazy and not caring is prohibiting this.

It doesn't matter which sport, they are bad at all of them.