Looking forward to the bike story in blood text.

Yeah, I was cutting my mustache until 21:30, and then this attachment malfunctioned, so I was working on it until about 23:00. Couldn't fix it and so I have partially harvested mustache

Bike Blog:

I let scumbag Dave (yeah he's back) borrow my bike and he was too lazy to lock it up or bring it inside, so ofc it got stolen. Fast-forward a few weeks later I see a homeless black lady with my bike in front of 7-11.
She spray painted it GOLD so I wouldn't recognize it, and for some reason I found it so hilarious that a black person would spray paint a bike gold so I'm just like w/e she can have that poo pooty bike.

Damn steev, you just can't catch a break!

You know what I'm gonna get back on the horse and apply at WinCo Foods

Way better than Walmart. EMPLOYEE-OWNED

What a scroogle


Guess I'll try McDonalds

Employee-owned food stores are the way to go for someone who shaves with a straight razor.

On topic: Milo the cat peed on my clothes in my room, so I lit my blackberry spice candle by the spot to hopefully burn up the smell while I do laundry. Is he marking his territory or something????

Milo the cat is probably just a poorly trained cat who doesnt like being in new surroundings. You should ban him from your room. Cat pee goes through the carpet and stains the sub floor. Even when you replace the carpet, the traces of it still linger. 

Fortunately, he peed on an area with a rug carpet, so it's like a linoleum floor I can clean with Clorox wipes. I should close my door at all times, though, because I feel like Milo's dad might try marking as his territory here

you should piss in your room as it is your territory, the cats will be to intimidated to try and take over your room then

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I'm sure there's lots of users here who fit that description

I'd be willing to travel to dodge city.

I fit maybe some of those things, but let's not be ridiculous here, ZIGS_ARE_WINNER

Which ones fit you? This is important