soebody make me a margarita pls

Make your own margaritas you lazy bum

Svetlana, make me a caipirinha

Eat poo poo ZIGS

What have I ever done to you m8

Called me m8

Sod off m8

you guys could really use a margarita scented candle right about now

I watched fireworks from a romantic spot and then ate left over fajitas and lit up a margarita scented candle. Something was missing though!

MarshalMustache?

I forgot it was the 4th and just cried about failing that interview yesterday
it was a dry cry tho no gay tears for queers and steers at the gay bar

You called? Sorry I was cutting my mustache

I was calling too thanks for explaining why you didn't answe, I don't feel as upset now . I'd really like to hear more about Steve's interview.

Sorry iPhone autocorrects Steev

More like autowrongs

INTERVIEW BLOG PT I

First let me tell you a little about the Walmart hiring process. It is literally designed to humiliate and scroogle people like me who are not good at interviews or talking to people!
There is not just one but TWO interviews you have to get through! First one with an hourly supervisor and the second one with management. Then you get drug tested. THEN you have to go to orientation and they make you do the Walmart Cheer!

After all of that you basically have the job I guess

Ok so here's how it went down:

On July 3rd, 2014 I got a call from Walmart


 





 

(the position was either overnight stocker or cart pusher or cashier, I didn't hear what she said)





 





 

*CLICK*

Lady thought bubble probably:

oO(He sounded cute)


I wasn't really prepared for this interview so I was FREAKING OUT!!

I quickly looked up the top 25 Walmart interview questions online and prepared  answers for the first 10, then I WALKED to Walmart because my bike was stolen by a black lady (story about that coming soon) and I don't have a pickup truck yet.

I got there about 20 minutes early and had a seat in the HIRING CENTER

A walmart lady talks to me:


 





 





 




Lady thought bubble probably:
oO(omg I think he likes me!!)


There were pictures of Walmart staff on the wall, they were all old and fat except one.
Her name was Marilyn. She was pretty cute, but looked kind of goth.



Suddenly this douchebag kid comes out from his first interview.

He is way better dressed than me and much more of a "people person"


 





 




He took a seat next to me while waiting for his second interview. I just ignored him because I had to GET MY HEAD IN THE GAME

Supervisor comes out and yells at douche kid:


 


 

(he actually called him SIR how the frick do I compete with that!?)

Then he talks to me:


 

Well that concludes Part I of my blog.

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TO BE CONTINUED.....