How dirty are your hands or post here when your hands are dirty. I'm reporting in now that my hands are dirty in the way you can see all the lines. This would be a perfect time to get my palms read!

I was washing the floor with a paper towel and my hands got absolutely filthy while I was doing it. I used some Dr. Bronners almond flavoured soap to clean them and now they look soft and dainty.

I'm getting some of this product at the next available outlet!

my hands are covered in smooth lotion

my hands were covered in fish scales earlier and they still smell faintly of fish

i sunburned pretty much my whole body and i need somebody to rub me down with lotion

any volunteers?????????????

Someone else will have to dirty their hands with this one

i sunburned pretty much my whole body and i need somebody to rub me down with lotion

any volunteers?????????????

i'll do it

my lotion is ready

My hands were as dirty today as Shakira in that La tortura video where she's covered in used oil, but this was dirt and my own sweat, caked on like chocolate frosting

My hands were as dirty today as Shakira in that La tortura video where she's covered in used oil, but this was dirt and my own sweat, caked on like chocolate frosting

that makes me me horny than any shakira video ever could

Well, this just got super uncomfortable

You haven't seen super uncomfortable... yet

Yikes....

Hey guys. I had an incident and now my hands are flambeau red

Go on...