of course they would love you, who doesn't love a guy that drinks coors light?

I'm at a Japanese-style restaurant right now drinking hot sake and the people are speaking Chinese really loudly and taking pictures of me.who do they think they are? I'm looking forward to going to a Japanese restaurant where they disallow Chinese and Koreans from eating there.

Ban chinese but allow koreans

Well, OK, Doctor, but I saw a poll of Japanese people that showed they hate Koreans and just strongly dislike Chinese. But I haven't seen Koreans be openly rude while serving Japanese food, so I'll give them a pass for now.

the koreans are dogs and the rightful subordinates of the glorious Yamato people

I'm looking forward to buying silly stuff at 100 yen stores for all my friends. What do you want, friends?

Here's some possible things at 100 yen stores:
http://www.daiso-sangyo.co.jp/english/products/index.html
Check out the glowing ear pick in Amazing Products



Here's something else, just in case


Or this

Well, OK. You guys are really missing out. Be right back, going to Japan!

sorry for the triple post, but I'm really excited to update everyone on my Japan trip. So after filling up gas on my way to the airport, I  went to the bathroom. The door had your typical dick jokes, including this gem, "for a good blow job-- call the White House" and then elsewhere, "white power," then "Jesus saves."

After this, I sang, "Somewhere over the rainbow" in the privacy of my car.

Stay cool, America

Blow jobs and white power? Are you going to Japan, Arkansas or what m8?

I hate those "baby on board" stickers because they make me so nervous that it actually INCREASES the chances of me accidentally crashing into your car and killing your baby. What makes your baby so important anyway, is he going to grow up to become the next Martin Luther King Jr. or something? Doubt it! And what kind of irresponsible parent even lets their baby ride in something as dangerous as a car?? Stupid baby ain't even tall enough to ride the Matterhorn at Disneyland.....

One of my nephews hates cars and cries all the time he's in one. Baby knows how dangerous they are. Stupid parents. Anyway, I drove through the American Bible belt today

A tall black guy in front of me at the airport security check got "randomly selected for additional screening" along with me. I bet it was the metal buttons on the western style shirt I wore that set the metal detector off. The TSA cleared me, but kept the black guy longer

The black guy was probably a terrorist

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